Mainwarric: Song of the Sea, Foxarius: Procrastinate now!
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Song of the Sea - by Mainwarric HELP CRY2 to CRY4
Organization News
Rukhas'dul HELP CRY5
Quendi HELP CRY6
Uruk'hai HELP CRY7
O'kwyl HELP CRY8
Tyrrhenu HELP CRY9
Fun and Games
Funny Titles - Contributions HELP CRY10
Scattered Riddles (Quest) - by Romani HELP CRY11
Word Search - by Romani HELP CRY12
Desk of the Editor - by Alysira HELP CRY13
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Song of the Sea by Mainwarric StormCrow
So, not so long ago the much-misunderstood fathomer was maligned as weak,
ineffective, or a perversion of the much more coveted thief. Since that time
many have discovered, a little before or after GoF shared the IGPK trophy
with the guild of warriors that they are fierce opponents, versatile in mkill
with a balance of both magical and melee attacks, and almost unrivaled in
Pkill. Harnessing the power of the wind, "Vindur Gong," makes for a
terrifying spell and "Feign," albeit less effective than circle, dishes out
healthy doses of damage.
Fathomers are also armed with some surprisingly useful spells such as,
"salinate" allowing them to quaff in situations where other classes
are not. Glass eye is a short duration equivalent of a true sight spell
with a low mana cost and invaluable when faced with a gouging
opponent.
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Here are a few other reasons why you shouldn't hesitate to create a fathomer:
After the introduction of Gith Fathomers, some of the burden of rerolling
In preauth has been lifted. New Gith gear has been introduced into the
Game, closing the equipment gap.
In comparison to other spell casting classes Fathomers level quickly and
inexpensively.
The Guild of Fathomers has a ship named, "The Groggy Albatross,"
as a guild headquarters.
Fathomers make for great newbie characters due to their versatility
in mkill, ease of leveling, and diversity of skills and spells.
Due to a mana-based search, "rummage," the ability to pick locks,
as any Pirate worth their salt should and scan, Fathomers also
make for useful explorers.
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"Wind leg," "Fo'castle," "Slubberdegulleon," "Hove to," "rounding,"
"reaching," and "Land Ho," are fun terms to use, even if you don't know
exactly what they mean.
Rping a sea-faring, rum drinking, scallywag of a Pirate is fun.
Fathomers further expand the Realms of Despair lore of the Sea
and perhaps one day will be able to sail their own ships to the
farthest fringes of the known world, pillage, plunder booty, and
regale us with sea-shanties brimming with the exploits of the old
Sabre-rattlin' Salt.
Until then, level a fathomer.
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/ Nation News - Rukhas'dul \__________________________________________________
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As the dreaded dog-days of summer create a stifling blanket of hot and
humid air over the lands of Sanctus Irae, the city somehow remains in a
constant state of change. A new marquis is rumored to have arrived to
fill the seat of power left vacant by the late Marquis di Giovanni.
Looking nothing like his late cousin, Alessio di Rossetti is in fact in
the town.
It is said by some that Alessio was seen knocking on the door of the
Healing Haven. Shop owner and cleric, Gliowien Fairindale recently
returned from a month-long journey to visit the grave of her late
fiance and to visit her relatives in Serelia. She was accompanied, of
course, by her Aunt Shaelle, the Archduchess.
Though the reason for di Rossetti's visit to the apothecary is unknown,
the assumption is that he wished to stop in and offer his condolences to
the almost-widow. Given his strong stride and healthy appearance, one
would certainly conclude that the visit was not for medicinal aid.
No word has come from the Council of Irae yet as to whether or not this
Alessio is officially the new Marquis of Irae, yet he does appear to be
he most likely one to fill the position. While Ignati Van Bellia was not
available for comment at the time of our request, one thing is certain, a
new marquis will soon be announced and even more change is likely to come.
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Greetings my friends,
I am still in my hometown for problems have arisen from a source that I could
not possibly foresee. My return to the shores of Irrybis has therefore been
delayed and an accurate date as to when it might happen, I can not give.
Many of my acolytes have lost their lives trying to relay information from the
ongoing battle. We have given strong advices to the remaining to discontinue
any travels to and from Irrybis. I can only pray that this will come to an end
soon.
We remain fairly safe within the city walls of Meran, guarded by local mages.
My mistress has returned to us on strict orders of her father and husband.
Needless to say that she has not been in the greatest of moods. Let's just say
a few minor offensive spells have been geared towards innocent trees and other
immobile objects. I have been given the task to watch over my mistress and
report to her father if any signs occur that suggest her leaving the city.
To be frank, I do not like this assignment the least bit but I will have to
follow the orders. On a sidenote, the city of Meran offers shelters to those
that have fled the shores. We welcome you and offer our hospitality.
As always, I bid you a good day and hope to see you soon.
Yours truly, Mordikay the White
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From the Opallinoc News Bureau:
Dateline Opallinoc - Stormy Weather
Intense storms have battered the Northern Plains in the area of Opallinoc. All
communications were severed for 3 days. Crews were dispatched to repair the
infrastructure and restore communications with other areas of the Realms.
A large quantity of perishiable food supplies were spoiled by the devistation
havoc among the Inahir' eltor beasts. Some of the eltor kids drown in the rapid
rosing waters. Klaatu, the Benevolent, has started disaster relief to the effec
Dateline Forgotten Woods - Dobra ignores pleas
Again Dobra has remained silent as to any clue or hint of what to do with the
"small strip of tiger hide". Dobra refuses to say how she obtained the tiger
skin rug on the floor of her hut. a reward is offered for anyone with info.
Dateline Florin - an Adventure
A set of Miracle max's bellows was discovered and transported an inept explorer
to the fabled kingdom of Florin. Among the encountered were Yellin the
gatekeeper, Fezzik with the legendary holocaust cloak, Prince Humperdinck, the
Bishop of Florin that performed the Prince's " mawwidge" to Buttercup and the
dread pirate Black Robert. Another trip is necessary to even begin to learn
the real secrets still hidden in Florin
Dateline Darkhaven - Midway was open for a time
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The vale of Nidaros would like to thank Hyrum Bramblebee for discovering the
badger that was burrowing into the storehouse. Though the creature proved
stubborn and temperamental, the mages and the druids of the council were
finally able to remove the creature from the vale and find it a new home in
the bordering forests where it wouldnt cause any further harm to residents.
In other news, harvest time has begun and though we had less rain than usual
this year, the crop yields are sufficient to see the vale through the coming
winter.
The mage school is also welcoming in new and returning students and would like
to remind all students that changing the color of their professors hair is not
acceptable, even if humorous.
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Theodore: The Full Metal Chipmunk.
Hyzimakoto d'Mortem spreads the darkness within your heart. (Baali)
Xaamot runs on the side of the road with a flare.
Calin THE CREATOR. Yeah, yer all gonna die.
Havi knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
Gnorin the Gneutral Gnome Gnecromancer. (Arcanes)
Sylvias Volgren, the Evil Nightie-Babe.
Alexander Trueheart can feel the softness of her smile.
Javyn snatches kisses, and vice versa.
Foxarius: Procrastinate now! Don't put it off! (Number Two, Ascendere)
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/ Quest Winners: Scattered Riddles - Submitted by Romani \____________________
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As promised, here are the winners from last month's Cry of Despair Quest.
The two winners, chosen at random from correct entries, are:
Slake and Meldrew!
Congratulations guys, see me for your glory prize sometime!
Here are the answers to the questions:
1. Longest mob name in the Realms - Ingeloakastimizilian
2. Sits on a throne of twisted metal - Lord Seth
3. This amorous inmate known for his cleanliness once had his own
clan - Bubba
4. Well paid seafood - Coral Depths Crab Guards
5. Near the shores of the Crystalmir Lake lies their Sanctum - Arcanes
6. The Realms Ring Renamer - Blorin
7. Ribbit - Froghemoth
8. This giant Daemon looks to fill up the entire room with its
size - Khiurn'hai
9. Skills you don't have to practice - Innate
10. A death trap wasteland - Barren Peaks of Tahjliera
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/ Word Search - Submitted by Romani \_________________________________________
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Thanks to Romani, here is your September Cry of Despair Quest. Simply find
the words hidden in this word search. Here's a hint - leaders of some
organisations.
Find as many words/names as you can, and MUDmail your answers to Alysira by
the 31st of September, and the two entries with the most correct answers will
be selected as winners. In the case of numerous correct entries, two winners
will be chosen at random. Good luck, remember to MUDmail answers to Alysira!
O S Q B S G U H H A S E E Y M
R L W L L J H T T F R A G I W
T A M S I R O E N A R I R O N
S Y V K E R D D R Y G A D O N
I R I B G A H N A E B O R N N
N S M L J B A F Y E D E R J I
I E U P T B V U A L L I I A W
S B P C D A I U J L E W R O N
A V O G N D L P E Z E R C E E
N G L X O O A T E A R G R Z F
D T L V M N N K S O R T S I Z
R C O V E A D R E H T U A G M
A A B R A X Y L N Y R E M A C
X Q Y P Z B R A K K O R D G J
S Y N I A D S X D N C K T P M
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/ Desk of the Editor - Alysira \______________________________________________
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Greetings everyone!
As of next issue, Fiebin will be taking over as editor, and Kadgeon will be
joining the staff as a full writer.
I certainly look forward to having these two on staff and I hope you do too!
-Alysira
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