2007 Realms of Despair Awards results
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The 2007 RoD Awards Results HELP CRY2-7
Wedding Announcement - by Anihprom HELP CRY8
Organization News
Quendi HELP CRY9-10
Tyrrhenu HELP CRY11
Uruk'hai HELP CRY12
Pixie HELP CRY13
Nation Leader Plaques HELP CRY14
Desk of the Editor - by Alysira HELP CRY15
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And now, the long-awaited results for the 2007 RoD awards!
We had a really good turnout with votes this year (which is partly why it
took me a while to count them), with some categories having phenomenal
variances, and some being very very close. Keep in mind that all winners
have been listed as their main/best well known character, and the order
listed is in order of votes (most, second-most, third-most).
You'll notice some... unexpected winners in some categories. Best wishes to
the happy couples. But seriously, as usual, the RoD awards are totally
meaningless and all in good fun. So enjoy!
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Categories:
1. Best Male Player
Petrograd, Alex, Qaulorn
2. Best Female Player
Narielle, Silet, Babui
3. Best Male Immortal
Kinux, Kali, Gonnil
4. Best Female Immortal
Ceirana, Destre, Akael
5. Best Male Roleplayer
Falennt, Carnak, Gawen
6. Best Female Roleplayer
Anabaena, Annale, Fenwin/Talisha (tied)
7. Best PKiller
Vermicio, Miyaki, Badrol
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8. Best RoD Couple
Babui and Petrograd, Galandirl and Chyort, Mivok and Lita
9. Best "New change" to Realms
Lowered heal prices, Vl'aresch/A'enari favouring changes, New areas
10. Worst "New change" to Realms
Removing link-dead trancing, Removing keywords from auction prompt,
Removing rtells
11. Best Guild
Guild of Warriors, Guild of Clerics, Guild of Rangers
12. Best Order
Dragonslayer, Ascendere, Arcanes
13. Best Clan
Excordis, Feralis, Maleficae
14. Best Nation
Pixie, Human, Elf
15. Best Area
Nevermore, The City of Salburg, Otherland
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16. Best Item
Oblivion, Nasr, A cuddly stuffed dragon
17. Most Likely to DT
Qaulorn, Vache, Slake
18. Best Dressed
Narielle, Qaulorn, Madazanirt
19. Most Likely to be Balzhured
Vache, Cyril, Narielle
20. Best Rename
Pansynance - his PC rename, Mivok - Hampsterbane, Sandrax - Beer goggles
21. The "Fruit" Award
Vache, Foamfoller, Galandril
22. Best Social
Grin, Inno, Snuggle
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23. Most likely to get illegally PKilled
Vache, Sebine, Cyril
24. Most likely to be the one to illegally PKill them
Vermicio, Kinji, Everyone
25. Most interesting help file
Help Me, Help Answers, Help Bassamrequests
26. Best Runner
Valky/Alex (tied), Garenul, Meldrew
27. Best explorer
Petrograd, Tokai, Valky
28. Next-to-Imm
Qaulorn, Babui, Dargolith
29. Most eligible Bachelor
Sealom, Gonnil, Miguel
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30. Most eligible bachlorette
Yelisa, Silet, Galandril
31. Funniest person
Gonnil, Sealom, Lina
32. Sickening Goodness (the biggest Goodie Two-Shoes)
Akael, Loril, Babui
33. Most Dedicated Leader
Alex, Dargolith, Narielle
34. Most Frequent to X-Chan
Anabaena, Narielle, Calin
35. Most Likely To Have No Life
Gallant, Narielle, Vache
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On a bright and clear Saturday afternoon, in the rose garden of their home,
Alexander and Aniprom Trueheart hosted the wedding of their daughter, Keanne.
And across the realms the announcement went out:
The Truehearts and StarProfits invite one and all to the wedding of Keanne
and Kilkenny, and one by one the guests arrived.
Llamasrul, Yaeger, Miguel, Canafayin, Alucard, Petrograd, Falennt, Gaignun
Egon, and Sunya.
The traditional ceremony began with an acknowledgement of the sanctity of
marriage the joy that it can bring to a relationship.
Vows and rings were exchanged, with tears glistening in the eyes of the
guests and pride beaming from the face of the father of the bride.
Across the realms the announcement rang:
All the Realms rejoice in the union of two hearts. Congratulate the newly weds,
Kilkenny and Keanne StarProfit.
Then chaos reigned as all rained praise and best wishes on the new couple
before Romani provided transportation to whisk the pair away for a brief and
secluded honeymoon.
Best wishes to Keanne and Kilkenny StarProfit.
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Greetings my good friends,
Yet another month has passed and it seems that time has been slipping by like
sand in an hour glass. I have seen many years go by, I lost old friends but in
addition made new ones along the way.
Many thoughts have crossed my mind since the words of war have spread through
the lands. Just what is it that we are trying to ultimately achieve?
Fame, fortune, victory? Whatever it might be, if we vanquish those around us...
who do we share our stories with or hear tales of old? What is the point to
erase an entire nation and its history? How bland would the world be if only
one race ruled the earth? So many questions but so little answers.
Alas, here I go again. An old owls melancholic thoughts. As you might have
noticed at this point, I tend to drift away from the matter at hand. I shall
stop myself here and continue in obliging my duty to report the current events.
Familiar faces have found their way back to the Island of Irrybis. Among them
my own master, Amaris Elvea'Saa along with her servant Mara. Both were not
meant to spend time in Arborlon and I foresee confrontations in the future
with both Octavian Elvea'Saa, her father, and her husband Ka'el Cuthalion.
I cherish my master dearly but I am afraid she gets herself in trouble one too
many times. However, time has proven that her path is protected and that she
will prevail in those circumstances presented to her.
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Although I am not a particular enthusiast of what some might call "rumour mill"
I will have to mention a few things that have come to my ears.
Strange things seem to surround our Tari Anabaena as of late. Not only has she
been seen sneaking away from her royal bodyguards but as rumour has it, she was
brought into relation with a group by the name of "The Baali". Physical changes
have been reported as well, mismatched eyes and a mysterious vine draped
around her leg make way for many speculations.
Back to the facts, my friends:
- Voardaerin Icewrayth has been announced as the Leader of the Magi Council
- Bertushanon Dublas has returned to the Island and is running the Inn again
- Alessia and Anduin Narvinye have offered their help in the times of war
- Several fleets of the Pixie and Lizardmen Nation are ashore to aid the Elves
- The Tinu Elena has set sail carrying several mages towards the orc fleet,
lead by Voardaerin who has also dispatched mages to the other nation ships
- Preparations across the Elven army continue as the battle draws near
As always, I bid you a good day and hope to see you again soon.
Kindest regards, Mordikay the White
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Spring has settled nicely over the Vale of Nidaros. New fawns frolic along
side their mothers near the brook, birds sing and drops dew cling to the soft
petals of the blossoms.
The winds are soft and warm as they blow through the branches of the elder
trees, carrying with them tales of war in far off lands.
Other than the arrival of a few refugees and one fleeing pixie seeking shelter
there has been little to trouble those living within the protections of the
Vale.
The gates remain closed to the city during the times of unrest amoung the tall
walkers, and so they shall remain.
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From the Opallinoc News Bureau:
Dateline - Along the Grey Beaches
Reports of fires on the waters of the Blood Sea, yellow balloons floating
in the skies and ships with varying insignias on their sails and flags upon
ship masts are coming into the News Bureau and Uruk'hai command centers.
Dateline Opallinoc - Gralthai Alert
There is still a high state of Alert for any sighting of Gralthai activity
All sources of reliable informationa and unfounded rumors are being scrutinied
The gnome built Balista defenses are well emplaced and fully functional.
Dateline DarkHaven - Cryil's Slot Bots
With extreme pleasure, Klaatu, the Benevolent, announces a major win on one of
the Slot Bots in DarkHaven. Klaatu suspends tax payments until the end of the
fiscal year and supplemental benefits to the populace. Also, a contribution
will be made to the Inahir Protectorate Chieftain for services performed.
Dateline Opallinoc - Uruk'hai Armed Forces
The Uruk'hai Expeditionary Force and other elements of various Septs have been
retrained and refitted with new equipment. The Funds for this were paid with
Klaatu's slot bot endeavor. Volstagg, the Catacomb dweller was heard to comment
"At least he didn't blow it on that lap dancer in Thul again"
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This is PNN: Your source for pixie news!
Welcome to the Circumstance Room. Continuing with coverage of the
War in the North.
Dateline Irrybis: The Combined Pixie/Elf/Lizardpeople Fleet is awaiting
the arrival of the Half-orc Galleon. It is rumored that the ship is being
escorted by several wyverns. Air Vice Marshall Eashavir spoke to reporters
and says that we are ready for them and we have some tricks up our sleeves.
Pixie and Half-ogre forces are still working on the conflict on the northern
plain and the barren peaks. Officials still say WMD's are still an option
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Ten years ago the nation's of the realms were each given a missive. The
missive was to create their own hometown and bring it into the Realms.
In honor of the many years of hard work and diligence of the citizens in each
of the nations I have commissioned the my workers to install plaques listing
the names of all the Nation Leaders known through the last ten years. Each of
the plaques are crafted to suit the nation in which it is placed.
Their Leader names stand as a reminder of the lineage of the leadership of
each Nation through the spans of time.
Duke Luther
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Greetings everyone!
Sorry about the lateness of this edition, I know some of you have been
waiting in anticipation for it. Basically, along with my end-of-semester
university exams/projects being over the past couple of weeks, last weekend
my city was hit by a massive storm and half of the city was flooded. My
bedroom carpet is still drying and I could only move back into it a couple
of days ago.
So, my apologies, but some things can't be helped, I tried to get it up as
soon as possible. Please enjoy, as always any feedback is welcome!
-Alysira
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