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See HELP CRY2 for the table of contents.
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Page 2 \/ Table of Contents
From the Editor's Desk - Gawen CRY3
This Month's Special:
Deadly Desires - Gawen CRY4-12
Heroes 2011 - Romani CRY13
Monthly Article
Helpfile of the Month - Gawen CRY14
Nation News
Quendi (Elf) - Annale CRY15
Khazad (Dwarf) - Stoneheft CRY16
Uruk'Hai (Half-Ogre) - Klaatu CRY17-20
Oolog'hai (Half-Troll) - Leala CRY21
Elohai (Half-Elf) - Stela CRY22
Gralthai (Gith) - Excane CRY23
Tyrrhenu (Gnome) - Farlina CRY24
Guild News
Guild of Augurers - Excane CRY25
Order Updates
Arcanes - Tenabren CRY26
Ringbearers - Leosith CRY27
Baali - Mari CRY28
Quest News
Issue 149 CoD Quest Results - Falennt CRY29
Issue 150 CoD Quest - Gawen CRY30
Funny Bones
Funny Titles - Various CRY31
Adventures on Channels - Various CRY32
Bounties
1,000,000 - Viole CRY33
2,000,000 - Dante CRY34
Announcements and Advertisements
Shop with Guts'n'Glory! CRY35
Ask CoE CRY36
Realms Roleplay Wiki CRY37
Write for the Cry CRY38
The Last Word CRY39
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Page 3 \/ From the Editor's Desk - Gawen
Dear Reader,
Welcome to another edition of the Cry of Despair, and while it
certainly is a little late in the coming due to the curses of the dreaded
"Real Life", we hope you enjoy what we have to offer this time around.
In this month's issue we will take a peek into the playerkill
side of the game with an interview from the Deadly PR rep, Zachariah, and
get our usual dose of the CRY regulars from order/nation updates to last
issue's quest results and a brand new quest for the upcoming month that
focuses a little bit on the Heroes of the Realms (the results of which you
can read in next month's issue).
I'd like to remind all players of the Cry's commitment to publish
anything Realms related. So if you think you have something interesting to
to say and are interested in making a little gold in the process, then let
us know! You can bother Falennt or me with any questions you might have. As
usual, please have a great read!
Gawen
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Page 4 \/ Deadly Desires: A PK Interview [1] - Gawen
Since Zachariah has recently made it his undying crusade to promote the
killing of his fellow players, I decided to have a sit down with him to get
some questions about the deadly side of the game answered. Hopefully this
will assist any peaceful readers who may be too shy (or lazy) to ask the
deadliest of questions. So here's my interview with Zachariah, the Public
Relations Player Killer.
Gawen: Since you're the self-appointed PR person for PK on RoD, I figured
you would be a good person to talk to about this.
Zachariah nods solemnly.
Zachariah grins.
Gawen: So I suppose we'll start with this.
Gawen: It is obvious that your main is a deadly, but is that the only
side of the game you actually play? Do you have any peacefuls you
play regularly?
Zachariah: I have four peaceful avatars, and am in one peaceful guild
actively, and two inactively.
Gawen nods solemnly.
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Zachariah: Since guilds have become less active, my main has been
switched to this, but about a month ago I was a peaceful
main.
Gawen nods solemnly.
Gawen: Why do you PK?
Zachariah: I PK because it is fun, and there is more to the deadly side
of the Realms than just looting and killing. There are quest
areas, extensive run mobs, and unsolved puzzles.
Gawen: That actually leads into my next question.
Gawen: What do you think, as a peaceful turned deadly, that PK has
to offer peaceful players interested in giving it a shot?
Zachariah: Well first, gear is easier to get. The run mobs are more
easily accessible, and though they are harder than peaceful
ones, the difficulty is actually lower due to quaff rate bonus
and increased gear selection. It is a great way to practice
running.
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Page 6 \/ Deadly Desires: A PK Interview [3] - Gawen
Zachariah: And as you work your way up to actual pkill, the items you
have access to are better and better. Just today I managed
to get ahold of a pk-tagged Seth set.
Gawen: Not bad.
Gawen: So aside from the things you've mentioned so far, do you think
there are other reasons peaceful players out there should really
really give PK a chance?
Zachariah: Well, despite popular belief, the deadlies are not as horrible
as they are given credit for. As a whole, they are decent
people, and are very willing to help. As a general rule, the
pkill player base is easy to get along with.
Zachariah: Aside from that--as you know, deadlies have better bases,
faster quaff rates, a few extra skills, and cheaper heals.
So they are great for testing classes, and practicing for the
IGPK!
Gawen: Speaking of communities, why do you think deadlies receive the
reputation they seem to have with the majority of the peaceful
player base?
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Zachariah: Well, in the past there have been quite a few deadlies who
fit the common idea of what deadlies are like. They gave us
a bad name, and the older peaceful players dwell on [this] and
give us a bad name with the newer players.
Zachariah: That, and we tend to be slightly less polite on channels
under certain circumstances.
Zachariah: There are also a few deadlies who still tend to have less
manners, and loot things like traveling cloaks, which makes
many quit. But all you need to do is ask on war[talk], and
someone will almost undoubtedly give you a replacement pair.
Gawen: So as a player who has played both peaceful and deadly long
enough to distinguish, can you outline some of the major
differences in the two play styles?
Zachariah: The obvious answer is, "You die more as deadly!" but the
answer that most people won't see coming is this: peaceful
areas, classes, and the such don't change that much. But PK
areas, quests, classes, and the whole basic system is subject
to massive changes for the better. The deadlies have more
say over their side of the Realms than peacefuls do.
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Zachariah: People say, "Well PK just isn't my thing, there isn't enough
to do that I'm interested in," but that's not true. If there
isn't enough to do, post a note on the PK board and open a
vote so we can get your ideas implemented to make the whole
place more fun for everyone.
Gawen grins.
Gawen: I know you have an opinion on this, because I've seen it on
channels, but for those readers who haven't: What classes would
you suggest starting if one wants to level a deadly, and why?
Zachariah: First, I'd make a class to help you get better gear. There
is a basic deadly set, buyable in the shop for 100k, that is
deathrot, but it isn't very good. It has no hitroll, and you
will not get kills with it.
Zachariah: The best solo class is Paladin, but if you can get a Paladin
to tank things for you the best two classes are Ranger and
Mage. If you do not want to run for your gear, then the
easiest class to start PK with is a Vampire.
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Gawen: Which of those would you say has a decent survival rate when
you're beginning to PK at level 50?
Zachariah: Vampire, due to Subterfugium.
Gawen nods solmenly.
Zachariah: If you are interested in PK pre-50, a fun class to start
with is a Warrior, and config +noexp at level 24. Ask on
war[talk] how to get gear.
Gawen: So as I'm sure you're aware, one of the primary concerns for
peacefuls switching to PK is fear of being looted. Whether or
not the items looted are expensive, replacing such things is not
a part of the peaceful mindset. What would you say to players
with those fears?
Zachariah: Well, the PK set at level 50 has very nice stats, decent HP,
and good DR. It is a very good replacement while you're
you're working your way up the PK gear.
Gawen nods solemnly.
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Page 10 \/ Deadly Desires: A PK Interview [7] - Gawen
Zachariah: I do not recommend putting expensive gear on deadlies
until you're good at it.
Gawen: Okay, just a couple more.
Gawen: Can you tell us a little bit about the three existing clans,
and how they may differ from Guilds & Orders?
Zachariah: Well, the deadly clans are very similar to guilds, but for
the fact that they are obviously class diverse. At present
there are no stat bonuses for being in a clan, though that is
being changed as we speak. However!
Zachariah: Clans are very close. If someone does something overly
unfair to a clan member, there is usually some sort of
retribution. They also have their own shops, items, clan
gear, and artifact.
Gawen: I'm glad you mentioned gear. I have two questions on that.
Gawen: First, is there basic clan gear that is given to all clan
members? In most Orders, order-specific gear is given out
through some sort of award system.
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Zachariah: Clan gear is given out based on PK activity, and how rare
it is at the time in the clan. Since there are few members
in Maleficae and I am pretty good, I have nearly a full set of
clan gear already.
Zachariah: Since clan gear is some of the most lootable stuff, it
usually doesn't go to new members. As you learn you will
definitely be awarded gear as it is invoked, and as it is
looted in PK.
Gawen: My second question regarding gear is this: Are the current
clan artifacts on characters that actively PK?
Zachariah: Currently there are two artifacts active in PK. The others
are held by Catarrh, who tend to run with them. They do not
usually PK with them. However, if you get to the point where
you want an artifact, you need to merely ambush them on one
of their peaceful runs, and take it!
Gawen: Okay, just one more to go.
Zachariah nods solemnly.
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Page 12 \/ Deadly Desires: A PK Interview [9] - Gawen
Gawen: Name for our readers the one thing you find most compelling
about PK on the Realms of Despair, and why you prefer to main
as a deadly?
Zachariah: The skill! If you have skill, you can get far in PK very
quickly, and skip the in-between part that most peacefuls
spend doing monotonous tasks such as running Bahamut for
Justices, running Justice for scales, etc! If you are
very good you need only kill one person for three of the
necessary items.
In conclusion, I have a couple of new thoughts on the deadly lifestyle
on the Realms of Despair. Since this interview, I have personally started
to play my deadly alts a fair amount after 5 years of letting them sit
around collecting dust. While there is definitely a slight bent to the
opinions represented here by Zachariah, I have found most of what he says
to be true. I highly encourage those who've never done so to give PK a
chance. Who knows, maybe you'll have as much fun as I am!
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Page 13 \/ Heroes 2011 - Romani
There are many members of the Mortal community who, everyday, show total
selfless dedication to this game, if for nothing more than to make one
person, often a stranger, happy. These people may be recognized amongst
their friends, but often go unnoticed amongst the flood of players.
The Herald Assembly proudly serves as keeper of the Hall of Renown, a
listing of all the great players that have, over time, dedicated
themselves to this game in some way. These people will be known as
Heroes, and respected as such.
[Unfortunately this issue of the CRY was posted after the deadline
for Hero nominations were due. Expect to see the results of the
nominations in the next issue of the Cry of Despair --Gawen]
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Page 15 \/ Nation News: Quendi - Annale
Spring Has Arrived!
Almost overnight Spring has arrived on the Island. Where once hung
icicles, now blooms flowers. Vibrant hues fill the Island, waking the
long slumbering animals. The Elves, however, seem to be reluctant to
stir from their Winter comas, with little activity on the Island.
[OOC] Elf Quest Results!
Congratulations to Orchid for winning an avatar Barbarian with the
top hand of 8 Kings! An essence of kundalini goes to our second place
winner Nex for having a Straight Jack through Seven. And finally
an avatar warrior has gone to Chihiro with a Straight Six through
Two! Congrats to everyone who participated! And MANY thanks to
Creemore and Romani for making these quests happen! Keep an eye
out for the next installment in the Elf Quest series.
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Page 16 \/ Nation News: Khazad - Stoneheft
My meeting with Duke Luther went no better than I thought it would.
So long as the Dwarves work in the mines and quarries, he'll be content
to consider us his labour force while he fattens himself off the taxes we
pay. Although the meeting started out pleasantly with the same reaction
he always has when I visit. He bowed, I returned it, we exchanged
pleasantries and began discussing why I had come.
I tried to persuade him to see things the way I do. I tried to help him
toward the understanding that he has his great little city there on the
river, and he controls it and the lands around it. I tried to explain to
him that he isn't really all that important to the Kazad, and that our
kingdom would happily get along well with him if he would allow it. I
tried to avoid having to be threatening or pushy, but it seems he isn't
interested in admitting hwo lucky he is to be allowed to have his little
city up on the surface so near us.
In the end I simply had to point out to him that the Darkhaven walls that
he thinks protect him aren't his alone. They are walls built by the
Dwarves. Built with the stones quarried by Dwarves and cut by Dwarves.
I had arrived with a single wallstone that I had dug from Darkhaven's
huge wall. I pointed out to him that there were far more Dwarves in the
land than there were stones in his wall, and I gave him the one I had
arrived with. He did not seem overly impressed with the very first
stone, but if every one of us joins in, it will be a movement. If enough
of us impress upon the Duke that we're not his subjects to be trifled
with, there will be change. This I promise.
*Signed in purple wax with the Gemstone crest*
Stoneheft Gemstone
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Page 17 \/ Nation News: Uruk'hai - Klaatu
From the Opallinoc News Bureau -
Dateline Opallinoc - Vernal Equinox Fest
Volstagg, the Catacomb Dweller, learned a new style of dancing during his
travels. Something called Bullrom style, so said some Elf. There are
various types to this new "elegant" dancing. The Choo-Choo, the Foxhunt,
and the Tanga, perhaps named for the Tundra creature. The Uruk'hai
musicians, better known as 'The Nairobi Trio', play the lilting tunes
and the females literally drag their dance partners around the Great
Bonfire. The Tanga, in particular, seems to get the Uruk'hai women into
a passionate frenzy.
Dateline Dunhill Demesnes - The Great Redoubt
The Great Redoubt, built over the former Pixie colony in Dunhill, is
complete. This is a formidable fortification with special attention
to airborne defenses. Stockpiles of food, weapons and Meeka's special
brew have filled the storehouse and the garrison has negotiated an
alliance with Nuada the Blacksmith.
Dateline Northern Plains - Missing Caravans
There is a report of Uruk'hai caravans, of both food supplies and raw
ores, that have disappeared along the Nothern Trade Route. Search
parties are out now looking for evidence to find otu what became of
the caravans.
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Page 18 \/ Nation News: Uruk'hai [2] - Klaatu
Dateline Opallinoc - Mother's Day
Klaatu the Benevolent has decreed a day of praise for all Mothers of
the Uruk'hai. The ancient words of Hakupa the Shaman, how a loaf of
bread is the mother a catapult, have lasted the test of time. It takes
faith in the adages to grasp. Knowledge of the basic needs of life,
food, shelter, etc. is the start. Thus as a loaf of bread is food, it
is deemed as necessity. Then we have the catapult, a weapon of war.
Employed at times in defense, and other times for offense. A use to
hold onto areas or to obtain areas that produce food. A marvelous
invention indeed. Which is proof of Hakupa's words. As a loaf of
bread is a necessity, and as the catapult is an invention. Since
necessity is the mother of invention, thus it stands that a loaf of
bread is the mother of the catapult.
Dateline Desert of Despair - Ruins of New Thalos
Volstagg the Catacomb Dweller, while imbibing fluids of replenishment
at Patch's Pub, overheard more tales and fables. One was about a
dungeon below the ruins of New Thalos. Seems Blorin the ring maker
sends people there on a mission for a locket. There was also a story
about an expensive field plate armor found in the city. And an ominous
warning about the ghost of Abdul.
Dateline Darkhaven - Trade Talks with the Gralthai
Discussions between Klaatu and Excane on trade are currently underway.
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Dateline Opallinoc - Summer Solstice Fest
The time is near. Have no fear. Get your tickets early here.
You know the when. You know the where. You know the why. You
know we care. So you of the Uruk'hai, be there or we'll talk
about you!
Dateline Opallinoc - A Tribute to Fatherhood
For the Uruk'hai fathers, a special ceremony will be held at the Great
Bonfire to boast of things your teenaged little girl does NOT want to
hear:
Your mom's almost ready. When are we going on our double date? Seems
to me last year's prom dress is still alive somewhat. I signed us up
for the pairs karaoke contest this Friday night. We ate possum toes
toes like popcorn when I was a kid. I am proud that you decided to
keep the family unibrow. I ran into Zontar at the grocery store--I
told him that you're really hoping he'll ask you to the dance.
Dateline Darkhaven - Trade Talks with Gralthai Continue
Negotiators for both the Uruk'hai and Gralthai are meeting at various
times and places for discussion of economic trade issues. Locations
and times are being kept from the general public for security reasons.
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Page 20 \/ Nation News: Uruk'hai [4] - Klaatu
Dateline Opallinoc - Summer Solstice Results
Your rePorter is Sthill a biT sloShEd from Meeka's Swill a-a-aas he
writheS this. AttendanCe at the Summer solticE Festh was average.
Noted attendees were Volstagg, the Catacomb Dweller and Zontar, of
the Uruk'hai expeditionary force. Some of the tales of battle and
glory brought cheers and foot stomps. Among the most attention
grabbing were those told by Volstagg and Klaatu himself. These were
the boasts and brags of explorign Winterlight Island. Legends were
made with stories of strange creatures with sharp claws. Riches found
after slaying a troll, found on an icly plain. Rumors of a palce made
of ice, guarded by a near unbeatable monster, and a gate with gibberish
inscriptions. Your reporter slinks off to end the swill's effects in
a dark, quiet place.
Dateline Southern Mountain Range - Bats
It has been discovered, in the sandstone tunnels of the Southern
Mountains, a colony of bats. The number of bats is unknown, but if
enough of them are killed, the legendary Red Bat appears. Folklore
in Edel tells a tale of the Red Bat having a rare ring. An adventure
for the Uruk'hai Junior Explorer maybe?
Dateline Opallinoc - Fireworks Ban
Klaatu the Benevolent, has banned usage of fireworks due to current
drought conditions on the Nothern Plains. Expect hars penalties for
violations.
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Page 21 \/ Nation News: Oolog'hai - Leala
Leala publicly welcomes her daughter Aysha to the world! Nothing
about Aysha's father is disclosed to the author as child was sired
while Leala was away seeking medicinal remedies. It has been revealed
to this author that Leala has not been well of late, but there is no
cause for concern as the remedies seem to be healing her.
There has been much new life within T'Man, and the Chieftess and
War Chief are well pleased to see it. Young half-trolls coming to
the masters for lessons, testing their mettle against each other, the
ringing of steel on the training grounds, such wonderful music!
Long be the days of the Oolog'hai! Hail to the Oolog'hai Nation!
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Page 22 \/ Nation News: Elohai - Stela
To the denizens and frequentors of the city of New Darkhaven:
Several yeras have passed in cloaked silence and near obsolescence--
the cheer and life slowly draining from the streets of Eldestra as we
kept ourselves hidden. I, Stela Solstice, announce my return as the
Speaker and Voice of the Elohai. To Aranvar Methendair, my friend
and colleague, I offer my undying gratitude and sincerest appreciation.
He has Spoken for the Elohellen with solmen wisdom and blessed humility in
my unavoidable absence.
I offer now an open invitation to the various nations of these Realms.
As our shining city reveals itself once more, we throw open our gates, our
doors, and our much relieved hearts to our friends and visitors. Seek us
out at your pleasure, for our isolation has caused a bone-deep weariness
stretching across our lands from the River Nenya to the Gardens of Circe.
Waking once more from our slumber, our light grows brighter every second
of everyday.
Our strength is renewed and our hope blossoms anew.
Vanya Sulie,
Stela Solstice
Speaker of Eldestra
Archmage, Emera Mystika
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Page 23 \/ Nation News: Gralthai - Excane
From the Sands of Teracchei
The large majority of civil strive is over, and we can declare this war
over and this nation united. Pockets of Githyanki insurgents still exist,
but they do not present a grave threat to our national security. One
Rrakkma has already returned with many leaders of the resistance as
prisoners, and we will deal with them appropriately. Meanwhile, other
Rrakkma have been ordered onto patrolling the streets.
As it stand currently, the Gith Nation is in need of many things. We
seek to make headway in international trade to alleviate the shortages in
the Sands. We openly call for all nations to send us trade emissaries so
that we may establish routes and mutually beneficial agreements.
Finally, as part of our efforts to broaden and extend our control, the
Overlord has authorized an expedition to the Southdunes of Teracchei, an
unexplored territory that possibly holds rich amounts of natural resources.
We seek a brave Gith to captain this expedition as well as oranize it.
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Page 24 \/ Nation News: Tyrrhenu - Farlina
Spring in the Vale is always a lovely time. The flowers are in full
bloom, and their heady fragrance fills the air. The planting has been,
for the most part completed, and now only remains the tending of the rows
and the waiting for the Sun, Rain and Earth to perform its magic.
There does seem however, to be a lot less activity this season, fewer
animals seem to roam about, fewer babies being born. What it means reamins
to be seen, but the druids among the Vale are very concerned--enough to
bring it to the attention of the Council, which quickly dismissed any
notions of this being some sort of sign of terrible things to come.
Time, of course, will be telling. But Gnomes have always been rather
suspicious creatures.
The days for traveling to the far cities is close to hand, and this
year the Gnomes would be venturing forth to collect news of any similar
occurrences in other lands.
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Page 25 \/ Guild News: Augurers - Excane
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(_) % < D%% congratulates and
| ' , ,$$$ welcomes its new members
-/- %%%% | Boulden and Drace and
|//; ,---' _ |----. Natsuki.
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| \/ \. ' _.|, \ The Guildmaster continues his
| \ /( / / \_ \ chase of a halfling augurer
\ / ( | / criminal. The small medium is
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_______ _/\\ / | |_________ all ornithomancers, seers
|_______/ \\ / _/ , |________| and oracles to join the
__|___#/ \ _ ' |##____|___ guild.
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Page 26 \/ Order Updates: Arcanes - Tenabren
The Month of may held much change for the Order of Arcanes. Growing
weary of the constant empty roster, the few active members rose up and cast
down their robotic overlords, putting new and better leaders in place. Gone
are the days of Botcanes and their scripted ways. Midori ascended,
dragging with her a half-drunk and mumbling Tenabren and the soft Lady
Gawen. What could possibly go wrong for these brave heroes, these leaders
three, who in arms now have run of the Sanctum?
But seriously, NEW leaders, NEW members, NEW atittudes (well, that and a
lot of old stuff too), and a new lease on the Order. 95% of the time we've
got actives working on any number of projects, be it running for fresh
avatars or gearing up for the better things in life, or even exploration.
Although the exploration part tends to be a bit of brown trousers time, if
you know what I'm saying.
Come on down and see what we've got to offer--odds are if you aren't
disappointed or disgusted, you may just like what you see.
From Arcanes with Love.
Tenabren
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Page 27 \/ Order Updates: Ringbearers - Leosith
A busy few months in the Order of Ringbearers!
First and foremost, Ringbearers offers a belated welcome to the following
new members since December: Dajjal, Rudelaris, Sartanis, Qaulorn, Arca, and
Calon.
Rinbearer applications are, as always, open. Our noteboard looks forward
to catching your notes. Not sure about the Order commitment? It's not for
everyone, but Ringbearers has always been very friendly to new faces. Come
on by our budding reed, and share in some laughs or some stories from our
olde neckbeard. You never know, maybe you will find that our good times are
for you! Why Ringbearers may be a good choice for an up-and-coming
adventurer like yourself? Why, easy enough to explain!
As previously stated, the Order is grueling away. Their recent
escapades include slaying the feared evil witch enslaving the
inhabitants of Winterlight Island, and crusading deep into the heart
of Lamech's Manor, where they faced several fearsome vampires, but
returned with valuable experience and, of course, everlasting glory. The
Order also laid claim to the famed Cascading Vortex found only by besting
madness, and a few swirling vortices. The Order maintains a healthy
balnace of running, exploring, and playing games within.
More exploits to come! And of course, Ringbearers wishes a strong
congratulations to our long time friend Eisengrim. Hopefully he comes
back to us soon!
(CRY28)
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Page 28 \/ Order Updates: Baali - Mari
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Please Refer To: Help baali and Help Baali_Apps for more info.
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Page 29 \/ Quest Results: Issue 149 - Falennt
(INSERT QUEST REULTS--FALENNT)
(CRY30)
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Page 30 \/ Quest: Issue 150 - Gawen
It's Quest time again! Since next issue will contain the results
of the greatly anticipated Heroes for 2011, I have a simple little
task for our readers to complete in their honor.
I'd like each of you to prepare a grand feast for this year's Heroes,
whomever they turn out to be. The feast must be at least:
[*] Three courses to include:
[*] One appetizer, entree, & dessert
[*] Something to drink, preferably alcoholic in nature
[*] Each item must be a "food" item
[*] Each item must be from a different area
[*] A container to store all of these items.
Please mudmail the names of each item, the names of the areas & mobs
from which they originate (if relevant), and the name of the container to
Falennt. Winners will be announced in the next issue of the Cry of Despair.
(CRY31)
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Page 31 \/ Funny Bones: Titles - Various
Avatar Larick is cooking, so may not respond quick-like.
Abelard's belly button is full of lint!
Pytagon, Pandaren Protector of Treefolk.
Verederosa stabs you in both of your faces!
Pexa floats like a butterfly, stings like a...moth.
Kylesta Fyremusik, destroyer of ducks, geese, and more!
(CRY32)
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Page 32 \/ Funny Bones: Channels - Various
Loril musics 'Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake Yerbuti, shake
Yerbuti.'
Stoneheft chats 'Did every specied get an Adam and Eve? Were there
originally 2 slugs in their own Garden of Eden nibbling
the forbidden lettuce that are now responsible for all
slug sin in the world?'
Nifl chats 'Gonna hit Walmart day after Easter and empty my bank account on
Cadbury eggs and jelly beans'\
Crovax openly traffics: i'm gonna need a snorkel, a paperclip and an avocado
Excane openly traffics: ltb shakeweight
Excane: One Lounger to rule them all, One Lounger to find them. One
Lounger to bring them all and in the Darkness BIND THEM!
Conran> when you can give your enemies the plague, who needs cash
Excane: I went to Maury. He confirmed I was NOT the father.
Temakian wars 'gonnil and romani, sitting in a tree, m u d d i n g, first
avatar, then comes imm, you better watch out or theyll slay
you on a whim.'
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Page 33 \/ Bounties: 1,000,000 Gold Coins - Viole
I, Viole, do hereby place a bounty of 1,000,000 gold coins for the
skins of Sylvious, Myrcroft, and Cohen. Gold will be paid to
anyone turning these over to me that is not related or affiliated with the
clan Catarrh.
(CRY34)
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Page 33 \/ Bounties: 2,000,000 Gold Coins - Dante
I hereby call for a bounty on the head of Zachariah or any of his
many personalities, known to some as the hideous "attack of the Zach*". I
offer 2,000,000 gold coins in return for the skin of any Zach*
character, or the containers made from said skins.
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Page 33 \/ Shop with Guts'n'Glory!
If you are in need of some equipment at fair prices, look no further than
NW of DH[]! Kaleo and Lilkal are ready to help you with your equipment
needs!
With new items available on these bots, and constant restocking, Kaleo and
Lilkal can save you time and gold!
Just type 'whois kaleo' or 'whois lilkal' for a stock price listing and
find them NW of DH[]!
(CRY36-39 CAN USE CURRENT FILES)
CRY35
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Page 33 \/ Shop with Guts'n'Glory!
If you are in need of some equipment at fair prices, look no further than
NW of DH[]! Kaleo and Lilkal are ready to help you with your equipment
needs!
With new items available on these bots, and constant restocking, Kaleo and
Lilkal can save you time and gold!
Just type 'whois kaleo' or 'whois lilkal' for a stock price listing and
find them NW of DH[]!
CRY36
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If you had a chance to ask the Council of Elders something about
gameplay, what would you ask?
Do you want to know when we are going to have pasta somewhere?
Do you want to know why thief mobs only keep a percentage of what
they steal?
Or do you want to know something else?! If so, mudmail Falennt with
your questions today!
See HELP MUDMAIL for information on how to write a note and mail it.
CRY37
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Page 37Y \/ Roleplay Wiki - http://realmsroleplay.wikidot.com
For those seeking to feed their Inner RP Demons there is a wiki site
available with many sections including (but not limited to) Nations, Roleplay
culture, literature, arena, RP archives, order RP, Places to RP, player
organized groups, diaries etc.
We encourage contributions to this mud-wide RP archive and history. If you
require assistance in helping to set up a section in the wiki please contact
Falennt or myself for information or follow the handy guide in the right hand
side of the wiki.
Take the time to become part of this RP rich world which lurks in virtually
every part of RoD. Visit http://realmsroleplay.wikidot.com!
Falennt and Romani
CRY38
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Page 38 \/ Write for the Cry!
Write for the Cry!
Currently the Immortal Sponsors are looking for more and more writers.
If you are interested then please write a short note saying why you would
like the position. Please include your normal online times so that the
immortals can interview you.
We also welcome freelance editors. Do contact Falennt for more
information.
We are also looking for more staff writers and freelancers. If you
would like to earn some income through writing just about anything, feel
free to speak with Falennt regarding your interest.
Our Current Payment Rates
Editor-in-Chief : 70 million gold per issue edited
Staff Writers : 5 million gold per page submitted.
Regular freelancers : 4 million gold per page submitted.
Organization Writers : 2.5 million gold per page submitted.
The Cry of Despair welcome all newbie and avatar writers alike. If
your passion is writing, do contact Falennt through mudmail or a tell.
Thank you in advance for your interest.
N.B.: Staff Writer : Cry of Despair Staff, Regular Submissions required.
Freelancer : Article submission not on regular basis, not required
to be on the Cry of Despair staff list.
