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                 When I first came up with the idea to write this
              article, I approached it with the same idea I had with
              the 'Kuahs Friends' articles I have done and had a 
              plan to poke fun at it. I mean just how goofy would 
              explaining to a non-mudder that you were married to
              an elven cleric. No one falls in love with text do
              they?

                 Then it all hit. A phone call from a friend of mine
              who lives states away from me in Michigan. We used to
              hang out on muds years ago. I'm talking early DIKU 
              type muds when color on a mud was rare and mahn-tor
              was the big mob on the scene. Anyway, after hanging
              up the phone and catching up with everything, I had
              flashbacks of why he left for Michigan in the first
              place. He went up there to get married. Married to
              a woman he married on a mud two years before.
 
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                 When I first came up with the idea to write this
              article, I approached it with the same idea I had with
              the 'Kuahs Friends' articles I have done and had a 
              plan to poke fun at it. I mean just how goofy would 
              explaining to a non-mudder that you were married to
              an elven cleric. No one falls in love with text do
              they?

                 Then it all hit. A phone call from a friend of mine
              who lives states away from me in Michigan. We used to
              hang out on muds years ago. I'm talking early DIKU 
              type muds when color on a mud was rare and mahn-tor
              was the big mob on the scene. Anyway, after hanging
              up the phone and catching up with everything, I had
              flashbacks of why he left for Michigan in the first
              place. He went up there to get married. Married to
              a woman he married on a mud two years before.
 
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                 So I decided to take a better approach, a smarter
              and open approach to a subject that many players
              seem to truly care about. Mud marriage.
              I sent out word weeks ago that I was looking for
              couples who would like to sit and answer my prodding
              and sometimes personal questions. I asked for couples
              to share the stories they had. I have had the honor to
              meet with many of you and the honor of hearing about
              your mud marriages and real life experiences. 

                 I want to start by saying thanks to all of you. 
              You are all truly lucky people. To find the friendship
              you have found in each other on a thing such as this
              mud, Realms of Despair.




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                 Let us start, shall we? I suppose I do not have to go
              into the details of chemistry on how people meet and
              fall in love. I could not honestly give the explanation
              justice. Add that to the fact that most of the time
              your working with text on a screen and imagination to
              communicate so for a spark to start a fire in an 
              environment such as this seems a million to one. But trust
              me, it can happen. And often does.
 
                Let us fast forward beyond all the flirts and games,
              (even if that part alone can be soooo much fun), and
              let us jump to sometime after the couple has spent some
              time together. There comes a time when they decide to
              take it a step further. So how does one propose on a
              mud? How does one 'pop the question'?
              Cyniq who is mud married to Leala just said he used
              the propose social, but there was more to it when it
              came to Lealas mud parents, there was a more difficult
              and interesting approach.

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                Cyniq: Well, Leala's mud Parents Cameio and Vir were
                      going to retire from RoD so we thought it would be
                      great to have their only mud daughter marry before
                      before they left. We got Camieos blessing but then 
                      we had to  ask Vir... Well Vir said that since Leala
                      is his only daughter that I should quest for her. He 
                      then gave me a quest, I got all the items except 1 
                      and that was a dinghy. I heard it was in shadowport 
                      so I went there to look, ended up DTing. I Lost a 
                      lot of nice EQ but it didn't matter to me because 
                      I got to marry Leala and Vir gave us his blessing.
 
                 And Elisabet was kind enough to share with me the
              story of how Fademan proposed to her.

               Elisabet: There had been something between us for
                         quite a while, although I think perhaps
                         talking more and more for him to ask.
                         It was very straightforward.  He got down
                         on one knee and told me he'd be honored if
                         I would marry him. I smiled and said yes!
                         It was simple, yet magical. 
 
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                One of the realms longest couples, (over a year and
              still act like newlyweds), LLaura and Vaile Blackrose.
              The story of his proposal is special.
 
               LLaura: Well first of all it took him 3 months which
                       is a long time on a mud
 
               Vaile: Oh you knew I was going to.
 
               LLaura: Well I was beginning to wonder. But he went
                       'I will brb'. We were in the garden of the
                       asylum. He went and got me this ring,
                       (Vaile's Love and Devotion).
 
               Vaile: I was thinking... and I recalled. Got her a
                      ring and a rose. I came back and smiled at
                      her. We talked for a minute and I kept
                      hidden the reason I recalled for a bit.
 
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               LLaura: It was driving me nuts.
 
               Vaile: And then I asked her to marry me. I gave
                      her the ring and rose.
 
               LLaura: He did it in a traditional way on his knee.
 
               Vaile: And it only took me three months.


                 Next week we'll continue the look at mud marriages
              and the next step with the wedding ceremony. The dress,
              the place and the act itself. 
Kuah


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+How long have you been a Role Player,What first interested you in playing?
 
Juliana:  'I've been seriously RPing on RoD for about 1 year now. I've play
roleplaying games before this IRL, but I never realised the MUD could be used
to RP...until...I saw Aelrynn's webpage...The Art of Roleplaying. A lot of the
logs there showed what RPing in RoD was about, and inspired me to find these
RPers in RoD. So I send Aelrynn a tell, she hooked me in like she does all her
RP recruits, and I've never looked back. :)'
 
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+What first inspired your interest in RP from the very start?
 
Juliana: From the very start, it had to be the inquisition logs on the site
Sebastius was RPed beautifully. And when I actually tried to RP Juli on the
MUD itself, I had the fortune of bumping right into Dalamar and Faya on my 
first two RP tries. :) The two of them RPed fantastically with a newbie at
RP and provided the somewhat addictive adrenaline boost you get after a good 
round of roleplaying.
 
Juliana grins evilly.
 
You say 'yes, its a definite love affair when you come off a good scene :)
Juliana agrees heartily with Micala.
 
+What would you say was your biggest obstacle to learning how to RP?
 
Juliana: Hmm...finding enough RPers to roleplay and practise with. :) 
And the lack of informative articles on how to RP in a SMAUG mud over the
internet. ;)
 
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+How do you keep yourself fresh and avoid RP burn out?
 
Juliana laughs. Juliana says 'I don't.'
You laugh. 
You say Then what do you do to recover from RP burnout?
 
Juliana burns out every once a while, and goes out of sight...doing runs and
other 'normal' mud stuff.
 
Micala nods as she can relate to that.
Juliana: Then I start needing to RP again, and I go over Juli's personality
and try to find a new facet to explore that I didn't know before. Worse come 
to the worse, I start another character and play that for a while, before I go
back to Juli. :) Usually my burnouts are directly related to the number of logs
sitting in my hard drive waiting to be edited. :) So I try to finish them and
upload them before I continue. It also helps me review what's been going on
in the general RP scene. :)'
 
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You say: goodness I can well understand that, I have been to your site,
alot of hard work there. May we print your site location?
 
Juliana says Go right ahead.
Juliana prays hard that the advertising will make the counter shoot up...
*egoism alert*
Juliana giggles.

*cYou laugh.
 
You say 'and one final question...'
 
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+What advice do you have for new players?
Juliana sits down and thinks deeply.
 
Juliana: Always RP whenever you have the chance to. It gives you practice 
and improves the quality of your RP. But respect the rights of everyone else. 
It doesn't make a good story if one person 'wins' all the time.'
 
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She found Wavin in the herb garden. Micala knew the mage would be up for
just about anything, especially anything that even remotely smacked of
adventure. Together they went down to the darkened cellar to explore and
found the ratling. It was such an odd little creature and being a rat..it
was destined to die. Die it did, and the next that crept out from the crack 
in the wall..and the next. T'was a pity that nosey castle page, Oisin, had to
come see what they were up to. Tho had he not 'tumbled down the stairs' and 
fallen upon their swords Micala and Wavin wouldnt have had nearly so much fun.

It wasn't until they took the corpses up to leave with Fis that they noticed
the mouse scampering about. Then another and another, till the castle was
fairly seething with field mice. Cute little things they were too. One did
tricks for them in the castle entry. It was quite taken with Queen Xanthia
and did it's best to be charming. Until it pounced upon the Queen and got a 
sword from Sir Ynnug for it's efforts. 

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That seemed to be the turning point, for the mice ceased to be cute and after
running all over the castle trying to round them up RNF discovered something
much more sinister.Or rather Vaneranin did, A Giant Rat in the tower. 
Since Vaneranin already had quite a little troupe of charmed mice following
him about, he decided to add the rat. The Rat had other plans and promptly
killed him. What followed can only be described as a warfare that fueled the
bloodlust of the Rol Na Feinne. Zenobia, being the curious type, decided to
test out a couple of spells upon it. The Rat brought an end to that with a
brutal smiting. And on the battle raged, each member who came anew to the
castle castle leapt into the fray until soon there was a fair sized group....
Vaneranin, Kaan, Wavin, Magiua, Micala, Garland, Menoch, Quanmyki, Shin, 
Sunfire and Moonfire. 
 
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They tested the rodent here and there and soon discovered that their efforts
brought very little damage while The Rat bit and kicked so savagely that it 
wasn't long before there accumulated quite a pile of corpses. 312 to be exact, 
not counting the ones that decayed during the bloodfest..were counted. In time,
however, with the persistance of the Knights and massive amounts of healing
powders the Rat fell, with the final kick of death delivered by Shin. 
The Rol Na Feinne healed, sorted corpses, repaired and boasted, tho none could
figure out what exactly triggered the onslaught of mice and that Rat. Wavin
and Micala had their suspicions tho and sighed with resignation that perhaps
Oisin does have a purpose after all.

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Funny Titles
Alaric, the pansy mage boy.. 
Asalythe SilverSun the Crossdressin mage!! .
Aurick: It ain't fake til the girls get nekid....
Brexhan Five out of Four ppl have trouble with fractions.
Clade says 'Screw you guyz I'm goin' home!'
Daethell needs a better title...(--boring.
Darshanin the little pally that could...and so she did!
Forimeus is naked and patiently waits for Tremere to attack.
Garomand is ready to kick (beep) and chew bubble gum.
Geredayxn stands here with an ever changing title |CDS|
Hemedros is not:a Necrodancer,a Technomancer,a Technodancer.
IoStorms wants to put a cow with some flowers into a coffin.
Jenelina is a poor shadow of the Ranger she could have been.
Jorbin spam isn't spam until it is PixieSpam.
Julie - I got a bottle of tequila, baby - who needs friends?.
Kabin Soulseeker, the ultimate annoyance.
Kayah is PMSy, ignore temper flare. 
Lord Thulkinn Krogenstar, as.. The Incredible Thulk.
Melgan will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Mino searches the world for ONE good pogo stick [guide].
Monr pops a bonr.

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Nicki Blackrose, half-elf, half-vampire, all babe *wink*
Rosario:  Half of this game is 90% mental.
Sarkil - If someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes.
Sergio, screw martin, where are enriquez chicks at?
Sycer the Oh-So-Bendable PornStar.
Torvald the Non-Fighter.
Ubanbani... The New Baali DT Tester 2000 Special Edition. 
Vetha sets the standard for cool titles:)
Zaclain the baali beating dummy and grasping post. 
Zerial WooHoo alts finaly quit dting (K.O.W.) G'n'G.
yxx full time guardian, part time licker.
Torinir hasn't had his caffeine injection today.
Servin' cookies, read my bio for more info!
Tim is just another pot smokin' fool. 
Ubanryni is drunk so dont expect any intelligense..
Hitomi decided to sit around and just age.  Like fine wine.
Vortex - Heads I win... Tails you lose...
Earendil looked God in the eye...God blinked first...
Nyphele Charabu is wacked on ScOoBy SnAcKs
Jeric The Mad Cow....moooo.
Lasoth Hellskeeper, Guardian of the Cuddly Dragon Clan.
Fianavar is secretly the killer bunny of death! =).
Pentarlin the Master of Nothing in Particular.
Rico the cardboard cut-out Warrior.

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yxx full time guardian, part time licker.
Torinir hasn't had his caffeine injection today.
Servin' cookies, read my bio for more info!
Tim is just another pot smokin' fool. 
Ubanryni is drunk so dont expect any intelligense..
Hitomi decided to sit around and just age.  Like fine wine.
Vortex - Heads I win... Tails you lose...
Earendil looked God in the eye...God blinked first...
Nyphele Charabu is wacked on ScOoBy SnAcKs
Jeric The Mad Cow....moooo.
Lasoth Hellskeeper, Guardian of the Cuddly Dragon Clan.
Fianavar is secretly the killer bunny of death! =).
Pentarlin the Master of Nothing in Particular.
Rico the cardboard cut-out Warrior.
 
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Quotes
A black dragon musics 'I want chicken, I want liver, Dragon Mix Dragon Mix
please deliver... 

Parisul smacks around cute forest animals.
 - - - 1 minute later - - - 
 
Someone slays Gehn in cold blood!

MaidenStone Prepares to Battle!
Yamorite chats 'who is MaidenStone? it said "MaidenStone prepares to Battle!'
Teran chats 'its an order'
Yamorite chats 'in red letters'
Jonqualyn chats 'read : help maidenstone'
Yamorite chats 'ohhhh'
Yamorite chats 'sorry im just paranoid'

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||| method involves stating some | find that you yourself will  |||
||| thing that is clear, then    | be the person you confused,  |||
||| stating something regarding  | but that would mean that you |||
||| that first thing that would  | confused someone (yourself), |||
||| make it false, yet is and    | so this book would have      |||
||| must be that way.  Another   | served its purpose, yet it   |||
||| technique is to use this     | really didn't because you    |||
||| method in loops, causing the | are confused and don't       |||
||| person to think it complete- | understand how to confuse    |||
||| ly through, then realize     | someone because you are      |||
||| that the final thought leads | confused, but since you are  |||
||| back to the original.        | confused, you must know how  |||
||| SEE ALSO: Oxymorons in       | to confuse someone...        |||
|||           Quantum Physics    |                              |||
|||                              | CONTINUED in "1001 Examples  |||
|||                              | of Infinite Recursion"       |||
|||______________________________|______________________________|||
-Preia 
Funny Bones                                                           Page 21
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To: CoD
Some funny titles from who 1 and a news story I came across while surfing
on the web, I though of you guys and wanted to share it:-)
 
Avatar          Zulqurez dances to that funky IBM tune!. (Brujah)
38 Mage        Octavia the Maggot Mistress {House Bal'laki} initate.
Guild of Mages
Avatar          Braxx Sucks to be you.  I know, I know.
Avatar          Jarax got lost in your ego. Guild of Mages
Avatar          Palanthas Is gonna disappear into the Void real soon.
Avatar          Leala isn't a statnamed thief... and is proud of it :P.
(Order of Baali)
  6 Nephandi    Aobere. When will the icicle melt?.
Avatar          Skaphia Divine is still sipping from your well [Inductee].
 (Order of MaidenStone)
Avatar          Johann Your liver pays dearly for youthful magic moments.
(Guild of Clerics)
Avatar          Sarna is too sweet to be sour :- Trombonj says so :).
(Guild of Vampires)
-Mecil

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - 
Some say its a sign of a city going to the dogs -- politically correct 
poodles, Dobermans with issues, or activist Airedales airing a few pet 
peeves.
 
A California-based animal rights group has launched a campaign asking the
City of San Francisco to phase out the legal concept of pet ownership,
replacing the term "owner" with the more egalitarian "guardian" to tear 
down the idea that animals can be human property.
 
"Society first moved away from women and wives as property, then it moved
away from African Americans as property," Elliott Katz, a licensed 
veterinarian and president of the group, In Defense of Animals, told 
Reuters Friday.
 
"Now a large segment of people are beginning to move away from the concept
of animals as property. We are asking the city to recognize that."
 
Thursday, the group went before the city's Animal Control and Welfare 
Commission seeking approval for a proposal which would take the first step
toward ending animal ownership by adding the words "and/or pet guardians"
to every city law that mentions "pet owners".
-Mecil

Funny Bones                                                           Page 23
 

Poems Stories

The Orb's Quest - a ballad by Nabol
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Goodman Nabol and Goodman Falkrin,
both quite heavily equipped,
were making preparations one day
for quite a fearsome trip.
 
A beast unlike anything they've seen
was disturbing the kingdom
and they were unluckily chosen
to dispatch the horrid creaton.
 
They went from shop to store,
looking for good items
and haggling with the owners
just for a deal to spite them.
 
Equipment repaired and readied,
skills now finely honed,
they set out the next day on their trip
to find the creature's home.

Days like weeks and hours worse,
they trudged through the realms
searching, searching, searching, searching...
searching for the creature's dwells.

Poems Stories                                                       Page 24
 
The Orb's Quest - a ballad by Nabol
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Two month's pass and still no sign
of the deadly beast,
"We must be close," they both thought
Because we can smell his feasts.
 
The stink of death and
the smell of rot permeated the lands
to the point that their minds began to go,
shown by the shaking of their hands.
 
Finally on one dark day
they came upon a castle
beaten, battered, bashed, and tattered.
This must be the creature's hassle.
The adventurers entered the gate
quite wary of any servants
that the beast might send
to try to stop their main purpose.
 
Wandering, wandering, wandering down...
down into the bowels
of the dreaded beast's castle
to vanquish the beast without damage to their capes or cowls.

Poems Stories                                                       Page 25

The Orb's Quest - a ballad by Nabol

------------------------------------------------------------------------
A blast of heat,
a blast of cold,
a blast of fear
comes from the beast of old.
 
Entering the lair
they found to their fright
that the chamber was quite massive
just like the beast's height!

Senses at the ready,
a quick eye and quicker dodge
allowed the two warriors
an escape from Death's lodge.

A dodge, a turn,
a slash, a tear,
a rip, a burn,
an escape by a hair!
 
And finally...silence.
All is quiet in the beast's castle.
The creature lays still,
dead without much hassle.

Poems Stories                                                       Page 26

The Orb's Quest - a ballad by Nabol
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The beast is defeated
and its treasure is in the gorge.
As proof of the beast's demise,
Nabol and Falkrin take back its orb.

The Orb of Klenath is a prize to behold for
many have tried for the ball
and many have met their ends
at the claw and the maul.
 
Some call it luck,
but who are the heroes to say?
For they are now lords
in their very own way.
 
The creature's treasures,
the envy of any king,
were given to the adventurers
to use as they deem.

Poems Stories                                                       Page 27
 
The Orb's Quest - a ballad by Nabol
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The weapons, the armor,
the golds, the silvers,
the jewelry, the gems,
the magical killers...

Each one now safe and sound
and hid quietly away...
But the real treasure is owned by those two
who dared to pry the land from the dangerous fray.
 
-Nabol, Guild of Paladins






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Favorite Immortal
Just who is the greatest Immortal in you eyes!!??
Most Helpful Immortal
Who is always there to help patch things up!!??
Best Avatar
Who is the Greatest player in the game?
Best Roleplayer - Female
A Rose is a rose...
Best Roleplayer - Male
Well met fellow Knight!
Cutest Couple
What two just make you say 'Ahhhh'!!??
Most Funniest Player?
Who has you busting a gut everytime you see them!!??
Sexiest Player
Who has your head turning as they strut by DH[]?
Best Weapon
Your idea of the best weapon in the Realms!!??
Best Armour
What is the best Armour in all of the Realms!!??
Best Rename
What is the most creative rename you have seen!!??
Cutest Mob
What mobile makes you want to say 'Ahhhh soooo cute'!!??
Ugliest Mob
What mob strikes you as just plain Ugly?
The Best Skill in the Realms?

RoD Awards                                                            Page 30
 
What skill is the MOST useful to you!!??
The Worst Skill in the Realms?
What is that stinking up your practice list!!??
The Best Spell in the Realms?
I Could not live without this spell!!
The Worst Spell in the Realms?
Not even worth the scroll it was printed on!
Best Death Trap in the realms?
Okay, Okay the one you hit the most!
Worst Death Trap in the realms?
This one that just does not seem fair!
What Area keeps you coming back for more?
 
Send your nominations to MYSTI ASAP!


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Baali News  
 
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Rol Na Feinne News    

Role Playing SLs/Quests in the works:
Please contact the quest creator to make sure there is room for another player.
At times a SL [story line] is closed and any players attempting to join without
prior consent can seriously hinder a developing plot. 
 
Brakko's continues his war on the remaining hordes of Aramis Knight, the 
necromancer who possessed him.
Contact: Brakko
 
Nation Leader's abduction by a dark force summoned by none other than 
our resident bad guy Dalamar, the Dark.
Contact: Shingo
 
Rol Na Feinne's Leader Chengis Shessair once again journeys to the Caverns 
of Chairen for healing, Upon his return it will be time to pay the piper. 
 
Kleef, the ever playful pixie, had been frequenting the alchemist shop of the
castle. His secretive smile can only mean one thing...pixie mischief.
 
Most RNF quests are closed to outside players with the exception of those
questing for entrance. Please contact a member of their IT team for any
further exceptions to this rule.

RoD News                                                              Page 34
                 
MaidenStone News     
 MaidenStone News

ongratulations are also in order for Susannah who received a 
promotion to being the First of the order.  I look forward
to being part of the most feared order again.  :)
And in other news, we welcome back another familiar face.  Gibson
has returned to the open arms of the sisterhood.  Congratz to Lauria
her hard work and dedication has paid off and she is now an avatar!
There are also a few new faces amongst the halls of MaidenStone.  We'd
like to welcome Katina and Stayce to the order:_.:* WELCOME! *:._
Elaria Felicia

RoD News                                                              Page 35
 
GUILD NEWS

Guild of Augurers News
    Sorry no news this week.

Guild of Clerics News 
    Sorry no news this week.

Guild of Nephandi News
    Sorry no news this week.

Guild of Paladins News
    Sorry no news this week.

Guild of Rangers News
    Sorry no news this week. 

Guild of Vampires News
    Sorry no news this week.

Guild of Warriors News
    Sorry no news this week.

RoD News                                                              Page 36
 
Guild of Druids News  

In addition to the induction, the Druidic Mentorship Program has taken on a
whole new look. As the new head of the program, I have brought about some
changes which will revive the activity of the program. All druids, whether
guilded or not can expect help from the Guild, and there will be many notes
to aid Druids, whether they have an interest in the Guild or not, at our Warm
Welcome reception area. The Warm Welcome is nw, 3w, sw, s from Darkhaven Square
and these notes are of various subjects, from directions to areas, to plant
pass points. Look to see those notes and more in the near future.

The Guild of Druids would like to Send out a warm welcome to all its
new members, who include: Tiesto, Suaruven, Rastol, Deryan, Zim,
Oldeba, Sorgo, Loreanna, Mannon, Wynsa, Chen, Turlok

    The guild of druids brand new home page is up and running!
Realms can look upon the splendor at www.denken.com/druids/

Guild of Mages News   
    Sorry no news this week.

RoD News                                                              Page 37

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Guild of Thieves News
    The Guild of Thieves would like to welcome new members; Tramlaka
    and Kiera. We would also like to send GIANT congrats to member Yanno
    for reaching Avatar. Good luck to those currently questing for 
    membership.
NATIONS NEWS
The Dwarves

The Khazad - Dwarves
    As of August 12, Tharakin Oakenshield has relinquished the 
    throne to one called Throgrim Blazinstone, not finding time to 
    attend to his duties Tharakin felt this best. Also Tharakin and 
    his wife Kitra have a new son, Calloran. He came into the world 
    in the early morn of August 9 with the aid of a close friends Chalamar. 
    The proud Mother, Kitra reports the babe is already showing evidence 
    he shall grow to be a fine healer. She expresses her thanks to all who 
    were present to share their joy.

The Drow
    The Leader, Capercailie reports that the nation is busy and 
    there is always new news, but for now would like to share the 
    nations new web site: www.geocities.com/Rainforst/Jungle/5194

RoD News                                                              Page 38
 
The Elves
    Sorry no news this week.

The Giths
    Sorry no news this week.

The Gnomes
    Sorry no news this week.

Half-Elf
Elohai - Half-Elves
    Shingo Solstice, Leader of Elohai reports the nation as a
     whole is doing fine, tho no hometown as of yet. He is in the 
     midst of creating a nations quest with the consent of Cadimus, 
     Deity of the Rol Na Feinne and Member of the Quest 
     Council. Currently the first part of this quest has been 
     accomplished.
     Shingo invites any who wish to discuss the quest to contact 
     him via tells.

Half-Ogres:
    Sorry no news this week.

Half-Orcs:
    Sorry no news this week.

RoD News                                                              Page 39

Half-Trolls:
    Sorry no news this week.

The Halflings:
    Sorry no news this week.

The Humans:
    The Humans are rebuilding the council and so call for all 
      recruits they can get, a few old members are returning to 
      the nation such as Jesnar. They welcome all interested humans 
      to contact them.

The Lizardmen:
   Sorry no news this week.

Pixies:
   Sorry no news this week.

Sea-elves:
    The Sea-Elves report that there has been an assassiantion 
      attempt upon their leader, Lleryn. It was thwarted by several 
      SEN members. Those behind the attempt have not been identified. 
      The SEN council positions have all been filled. Also noteworthy 
      is the recent engagement of Lleryn to the SEN cultural Minister, 
      Juliana. May the Gods smile upon their union.
 

RoD News                                                              Page 40

 
QUEST MINI-MARATHON
RULES:  Each event has a time and date that the event closes.  
          In order to participate in the next event you must have 
          completed the previous events.

SUBMISSIONS:  Only quest entries in the following format will be accepted
               Note subject:  (number of quest and name of quest)
                    Note to: Mysti 
               Not COntents:   (Your answer), (your signature)

Example:     note subject write 3. Bigger they are
             note to mysti
             note write
                 (your answers in the note)
                 (your signature)
Quest Event: 1. Bigger They Are
Objective: Sort the following in order of area size.

Deadline:  Sunday, 5th

Algeria, Argentina, AUstralia, Brazil, Canada, India, 
People's Republic of China, Russia, Sudan, United States

Quests                                                                Page 41

Quest Event:  2. Word Math
Objective: Each letter corresponds to a number, solve the problem.
Deadline:  Wednesday, 6th

  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
  0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

                  T H Y 
        |---------------
A I M S | M A L T E S E
          M T T M S
         -----------        
            H I I E S
              A I M S
            ----------
              Y S H S E
              N N S S S
             ----------
                T H S E


Quests                                                                Page 42
 
Quest Event: 3. Cryptic Quote
Objective: Decipher the quote
Pre-Recquisit:  Word Math
Deadline:  Thursday, 9th


PUX  UJRCL  WVQF  UCK  WXXL  HSKXGF
QXKSTLXQ  PV  RCOX  KJIX  HX  YVJGQ  LXSPUXI 
ZCP VJI VHL WCYOK LVI OSYO VJIKXGBXK BXIF XCKSGF.



Quests                                                                Page 43

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o   oo  o o-o o--o o  o  o-o o-o o o o o-o o  o  o  o-o

-------------------------------------------------------------------
   xXXXXXx xXXXXXx     Fademan and Elisabet      xXXXXXx xXXXXXx
  xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx    invite you to share      xXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX   in their love and joy.    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX     You are welcome to      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
  `XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'    attend their wedding     `XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'
    `XXXXXXXXXXX'     September 7 at 7pm EST      `XXXXXXXXXXX'
      `XXXXXXX'          A portal will be           `XXXXXXX'
        `XXX'       at the crossroads to take         `XXX'
         `X'        you to A Blissful Chapel.          `X'
 
            A reception will be held after the wedding.
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To: Dria
Dear Dria,
I was silenced a long time and I want to be unsilenced
Please?
-Lonha
 

To: GoP
The kind Paladin Gedrose Warrior of the Heavens helped me get some 
much needed I think the guild of paladins is lucky to have such a nice
man amongst their race i reccomend you give him high honors
-Shalandrea


To: Khadgarth
Derrick,
did you change the pass on draracle... 
i was trying to use him tonite and wasn't getting
in... said i had the wrong pass..
and when i tried to login with khad it also 
said the same thing...
if ya did change the pass please tell me
so that i can have access to my av..
either email it to me at rodeohand@hotmail.com
or leave me a mud mail about it please....
later,
-Andy


To: GoP
tanja help me reequip and get to my cr so i am in great thanx to him
-Vanjin


To: Thoric
hello i would like to start a mud using your code you made but the server
i am useing is a windows 95 server and i need help geting it up so i could log 
i am useing is a windows 95 server and
i need help geting it up so i could log on
and start coding
please email me at nazhine@yahoo.com
-Nazhine


To: All
okay, im looking for the person who bought Trel on August 26 1999
Please contact Chaylor if you wish to sell me back Trel.
I am willing to pay up to 3.5 million dollars for him, and you got him for free
-Chaylor


To: Dyral
Heyla love.. been hearing some rumors about you..
was just checkingto see if everything's still ok..
Let me know..
 
(It's been a very bad week)
-Astera