Marihem: Shadowy Path; Bloody Bloopers; Rosetta’s School of Antics
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Cry of Despair, Issue 88 October 2004
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Editor: Sarakin Immortal Sponsor: Alysira
Staff : Babui, Karkarov, Nashua, Redric, Stozzter, Thivia, Vortok
- From The Desk Of The Editor - by Sarakin
- Babui's Babble Bubble - by Babui
- Bloody Bloopers #1: Love Hurts/Shove Hurts - by Vortok
- Bloody Bloopers #2: One Brave Newbie - by Vortok
- Bloody Bloopers #3: Kill Blow of the Month - by Vortok
- Rosetta's School of Antics - Month 2 - by Nashua
- Marihem Interview: The Shadowy Path - by Vortok
- Wedding Congratulations - by Babui
- A Game of Chance - by Babui
- Sarakin's (mis)adventure - by Thivia
- Lessons from the Headmaster: Evil Mages - by Karkarov
- News From Around The Realms
- Nations News - via Romani
- Guilds News
- Cry of Despair Quest - by Alysira
- September's Quest Results
- October's Quest
- From The Quill Of Alysira - by Alysira
- Public Outcry
- Cracked Cask Casino - by Cyril
- Advertise in the Cry of Despair
- Join the Cry of Despair
- Wedding Celebrants
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From the Desk of the Editor By: Sarakin
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Once again, we've scoured the realms for the best material, filtered it down
to pure goodness and let it sit for a while until it's ready to be served up
in a cool shot of tasty CoD news!
Whew, where to start .. Babui is back with with Babble Bubble and a new saucy
feature called A Game of Chance, and Rosetta brings us more wacky antics from
her school! Vortok joins the team and brings with him some funny PK stories
and an in-depth deadly interview, while Thivia also hops aboard and exposes
me for the clown I really am.
As always, we hope you enjoy this awesome issue :)
Sarakin
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Babui's Babble Bubble By: Babui
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As each second, minute, hour, day go by...we are getting closer and closer to
the day.
The day where the earth's negative energy gathers, where the spirit
of humanity is low, where the ghouls and lonely souls roam the land, freely...
The vampires will rise and bare their fangs in the shining moonlight, the
werewolves howl hungrily at the full moon, and the witches' cackles fills the
air...
Yes, it is...HALLOWEEN.
Will you blend in with the ghouls? Or will you submit to their will and hand
over all your candies?
You better be prepared...the day is fast approaching....
Well, I don't want you to be totally caught off guard, and get dragged,
kicking and screaming by the evil creatures to your doom! So I'm giving you
some ideas for this fearful day...
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Babui's Babble Bubble By: Babui
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To dress like a ghost!
- a bedsheet (I'm so creative ain't I?)
To dress up as a vampire!
- a fang filled with venom
- a cloak of death
- a sharp black tuxedo
To dress as a witch!
- a straw broom
- a plain black robe
- a witch's hat
* it took my _ages_ to find out where is a witch's hat, so even though you
can't get it, I'm sticking it in regardless *tee***
A man killing zombie like thing:
- a long, black leather coat
- an evil looking black dagger
- an eyeball
And for those who rather submit to their will...
- leaf wrapped lembas
- a burned Cadbury chocolate bar
- a handful of sweets
The ugly, wicked witch exclaims 'I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog
Toto, too!'
So watch out! That's my babble for now! Remember to be prepared! I'll be seeing
you then, my lovely evil creatures.... *peers***
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Bloody Bloopers #1: Love Hurts/Shove Hurts By: Vortok
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Once upon a time a thief named Seolt tried to get a cheap kill by attacking
Llanowar, Hazad, and Vortok as they were naked and trying to CR in the
Tomb of the Sleeping Demon. This is his story...
Players near you in Tomb of the Sleeping Demon:
| Hazad (Unclanned) | The courtyard
| Vortok (Maleficae) | The courtyard
| Llanowar (Maleficae) | The courtyard
| Seolt (Feralis) | A dimly lit hall in the
monestary
Llanowar says 'spam shove him north'
Seolt wars 'Help! I am being attacked by Llanowar!'
Seolt floats in from the west.
Seolt glances around for signs of pursuit.
You shove him.
Seolt floats north.
The earth trembles and shivers.
You hear someone's death cry.
Llanowar says 'bio it'
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Bloody Bloopers #2: One Brave Newbie By: Vortok/Skotia
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Submitted by: Skotia (Number One of Excrodis)
Once upon a time there was a newbie named Joraxl... This is his story...
Players near you in New Darkhaven:
| Toncel (Excordis) | Outside Darkpass, Eastern Gate of
Darkhaven
| Joraxl (Unclanned)| Intersection of Vertic Avenue and
Market Street
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15 Warrior Toncel the TERRIBLE! (Excordis)
11 Bladesinger Joraxl the Zealot of the Dagger.
You war 'Help! I am being attacked by Joraxl!'
You parry Joraxl's attack.
Joraxl's stab scratches you.
<471/479hp 140/140m 187/243mv>
Joraxl's stab misses you.
Joraxl's stab misses you.
Your slash DISFIGURES Joraxl!
Your slash GUTS Joraxl!
Joraxl is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
Bolts of blue energy rise from the corpse, seeping into you.
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Bloody Bloopers #3: Kill Blow of the Month By: Vortok
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(Unclanned) Arakasi (Lvl 25) vs (Catarrh) Idrae (Lvl 24)
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Idrae flies in from the north.
Idrae wars 'Help! I am being attacked by Arakasi!'
Your blast _demolishes_ Idrae!
Your blast _demolishes_ Idrae!
Idrae parries your attack.
Idrae dodges your attack.
(760/760hp 230m 221mv 5 S 11 )
Idrae wonders 'pk some?'
(760/760hp 230m 221mv 5 S 11 )
drae parries your attack.
Idrae dodges your attack.
Your blast _demolishes_ Idrae!
Your blast MUTILATES Idrae!
Idrae is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points.
Bolts of blue energy rise from the corpse, seeping into you.
Idrae catches its guts in its hands as they pour through its fatal wound!
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Rosetta's School of Antics - Month 2 By: Nashua
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Dear Brothers and Sisters,
Welcome to the second month of School of Antics. Hope you enjoyed the last
lesson and throughout this period applied its teaching in the best possible
manner. Starting today we will be delving deeper in the pratical aspects of
the Dark. Again pay attention and take as many notes as necessary.
Month 2 - The Walk of the Dark
Abstract: Learn how to properly conduct yourself and how to identify those
who may help you or hinder you on your path.
Objective: After this lesson you will be able to walk and behave among
others in secret knowledge of your superior standing among the rabble and
keen in identifying possible threats.
It is said that a long walk starts with just a small step. While one can
appreciate the play on words, the fact is that without prior preparation that
walk is condemned from the start to utter and bitter failure. Again this
comes to show you how unwise and childish are those who, among the so called
good kind, proclaim themselves as wise and teachers.
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Rosetta's School of Antics - Month 2 By: Nashua
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One of the most important traits you will have to develop is planning and
preparation in order to achieve your personal goals. Without these, you will
lack in ability to tackle with unforeseen events that may come your way.
Now, the planning has to be made in a serious manner. Do not leave anything
for chance. As far as you, as an individual is concerned, everything and
everyone is a threat to your objectives. Do not seek allies among your kin,
the same way you do not seek for them among your enemies. Instead know that
your most important ally is your brain and your physical or magical abilities.
Once your planning is done and you are ready, your actions will be swift and
effective. Any minor unforeseen occurrences will not get in the way as you
will be able to quickly adapt your plan to one of your alternatives.
Do not, I repeat, do not trust your allies. They are there to help you conduct
your plan. However, they have their own mind, and can not only misunderstand
or not give enough importance to your plans, but, even more important so, can
be there to foil them in the guise of an helpful hand.
If you need someone else's help always plan for treason. If they underperform,
either dispose of them later on, or remember this and never again give them a
task or give them minor tasks. If they betray you... you know what you must
do.
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Rosetta's School of Antics - Month 2 By: Nashua
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Always trust your enemies. They will perform. Trust them to foil your plans
and do their best to undermine your abilities. In secret knowledge of your
superior planning, know that they will exceed it. This way you will always
have a backdoor out. Learn with these and plan accordingly.
So, in short, know that your ally is not necessarily your friend. And your
enemy is. This is so because your enemy will behave as you predict, while
your ally may betray you at any time. Even if in years to come and after
countless displays of loyalty.
Your status among your kin and your enemies is intimately related to the
success of your campaigns and to how you dealt with those in your way.
Understand that those of so-called good nature, lie to their innermost
pious beliefs when they fear you over your successes. For they say they
fear only their gods and respect only those of good nature. In the end,
we all know that is the measure of our sucesses that in fact grant us rank.
The stronger your enemy starts to become, the more you know you are faring
well in your campaigns.
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Rosetta's School of Antics - Month 2 By: Nashua
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With status comes also the recognition of your kin. And in time... in long
due time, the attention of the gods. Do not however be foolish to believe
this will grant you a long life by itself. You will be dead quicker than
you could arm yourself. There is some form of immunity you will of course
attain. However, your enemies will grow in numbers with every bit of power.
They are after what you have, much the same way you were in your time. Be
sharp and watchful. Your power will be the object of greed both among your
peers and your enemies. Be them fellow dark followers or the impious light
rabble. Remember, despite what they preach, they seek the same thing. While
they ask you to help others and be kind, they themselves seek power and
recognizition among their rout. Be proud of what you are. You don't lie to
your Gods like they do!
And this is all for today. Go and prepare your path.
Next month we will be returning to the subject of Evil and Good. However,
this time on a more pratical approach in order to better prepare you.
Again you can contact me by mudmail or directly if i'm available, in case
you have any doubts or questions you feel you should put forth.
Rosetta
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Marihem Interview: The Shadowy Path By: Vortok
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In the ever changing world of the pkiller, the only thing that is for certain,
is that nothing is for certain. So what engages the select few who choose to
rough it out as a deadly? I directed my focus to Mahirim, a first-time
pkiller, and level 32 vampire. Most peacefuls who haven't taken the time to
try a deadly believe that it would less exciting than playing a peaceful, but
that's not what our young friend thinks, "I find it more exciting because
there are more options over a peacful player. It's also exciting because you
can be hunted, and hunt other players. Overall, you get more player
interaction."
So what about the cold rumors that spread through the realms so fast about
the heartless nature of the community? To see if these were true I asked
Mahirim how he felt and to my surprise he said "The players recognize a new
player and helped me out a lot. Also surprisingly, the deadlies have been
more helpful than the peacefuls that I've encountered."
One of the largest shocks to a new deadly character is getting mauled by a
20dr level 10 warrior during your early stages of leveling. "I was surprised,
but not upset. At low levels I had nothing to lose, and the people who killed
me usually didn't loot anything. They would always give me tips on how I
can improve myself.
More "Shadowy Path" on Page 13...
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Marihem Interview: The Shadowy Path By: Vortok
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So is Mahirim enjoying his new lifestyle as a pkiller? When I asked him if he
thought he would spend more time on deadlies or peacefuls now that he had a
taste of blood, he replied, "Definately deadly! It was an easy decision once
I got my first kill (today). I even picked up an earring that I desperately
needed."
Well, I guess we know we can look forward to seeing some bloody war
stories about Mahirim. So before letting him return to his newly found
lifestyle of guts and gore, I asked him what he would say to the rest of the
peaceful world that has yet to try a deadly character, "I would recommend
being deadly to all players. It offers an experience that is more gratifying
than the one that the peaceful life offers. In a game where most NPC's present
little challenge, PvP adds a much needed element and challenge to the
mud-life."
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Wedding Congratulations By: Babui
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A friend just got married? Want to congratulate them along with the whole of
realms?
You just got married? Want to announce to the whole of realms your love for
each other?
Well, here's the place!
Send me a mudmail with the couples' name, the date of the wedding, and any
comments you would like to make =)
Start NOW by showing you care! Start NOW by showing you are truely happy for
them/yourself! Start NOW by announcing to the world!
_____________________,88888e
______________,a888b.9888888i
______________888888888888888
______________88888888888888Y
______________'8888888888888
________________"S888888888"
__________________"7888888Y
_____________________"e88j
______________________-> HaPpY WeDdInG!
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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A Game of Chance
In this MUD game we all play in, there about 22,500 characters....(says Conran
- accurate approximation!) What are the chances of meeting a certain person?
What are the chances of finding someone you can call a close friend?
Chances are given, whether you take the opportunity, is entirely up to you.
This is a game created for chance. Well, for entertainment purpose too.
4 lucky people will be given the chance to meet someone...someone you may
or may not know...it is all up to...chance.
,---')
( -_-(
) .__/ )
_/ _/_( / _.---._
(__/ _ _) ,-._ / o \
//)__(\/,-` |_| O o o O|
_\\///==o=\' |O o o O |
`-' \ / \O o o/
)___\ `'-.-\\
/ ,\ \ ____)_(____
/ / \ \ '--..---,,--'
|\_\ |\_\ /,-.\
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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Explanation of the process:
- 4 guys and 1 girl, or 4 girls and 1 guy will be randomly selected on a first
come first serve basis. The 4 will be numbered from 1-4.
- Assuming this is the 4 guys 1 girl scenario, the girl will ask a question
and mudmail it to me. I will make 4 copies, and send them to each of the
guys, and they will answer in a mudmail to me.
- Forwarding the 4 answers on a separate mudmail to the girl, the girl will
decide and choose 1 guy to be outcasted.
- This continues - 3 questions, 3 guys outcasted, and the girl will meet up
with the remaining guy!
Note:
+ The questions must be general (eg, what is your favourite area?) and must
not reveal/hint at a person's identity (eg, what organisation are you in?)
+ The meeting will be arranged and logged, and after that, what they do is
their own business.
+ The mudmails would all be posted to me, so it'll be anonymous - until the
final meeting where the girl will know who she chose and who she gave up!
+ The results and questions/answers will be published on the cry, so be ready.
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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I'm now accepting applications for this game.
_________________________________________
* *
* The next game will be 1 guy 4 girls. *
*_______________________________________*
A requirement before you apply is that you must be active. We cannot wait
days for the mudmails exchange.
This is a game, if you get outcasted, don't be sad, don't be mad, but have
fun!
Be ready to be shocked, be surprised, and be happy! Apply now!
This is a chance to meet a new friend, or catch up with an old one!
Send a mudmail to Babui saying you're interested now!
Remember to specify in the mudmail whether you're a guy or a girl!
If there are any questions, please feel free to send me a tell or mudmail =)
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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For example, trial and entertainment, I hosted this game in GoV...
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Question #1
You can choose any occupation you want to work at for the rest of your life.
What is it and why?
Contestant #1
I would have to say an actor, would be nice to be rich , famous and have
people name cheeseburgers after you and such...
Contestant #2
I started out as a lowly servant, spending my early years cleaning and slaving
for a pittance in wages, until finally having the fortune of being bitten and
turned. I spent decades after that, serving a far more deserving but no less
slave-driving master until he was dispatched by the forces of good. Since
then, I've devoted my life to freeing worthy beings from cruel masters.
Whether bound by their financial lacking or bound by their emotional ties to
heartless souls who mistreat them, I strive to rescue people in need, all the
while hunting for those who destroyed my former master. For, while he was
harsh, he deserved far better than they gave him. In between freeing
countless deserving souls, I like walks on the beach by moonlight and sipping
the blood of my enemies over candlelit dinners.
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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Contestant #3
Well, I am not sure if there is a proper name for it, but I would like to
be a general idea consultant, or adviser. Mainly because I have alot of
ideas for alot of things, and I would like to see them brought to life and
put to work, but there are so many that it would be impossible for just
myself to bring them into creation. So I would be happy with at least
contributing an idea, or how to fix a problem with something, and getting
paid for it. Granted this had been a vague answer, but you get the idea.
Contestant #4
If I could choose one occupation to do for the rest of my life. Hmmmm
I would have to go with lawyer, I love to argue. Yes, lawyer is my choice.
Response:
There is a famous saying, "First thing we do is kill the lawyers." Contestant
#4 is outcast.
***Aloca is outcast***
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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Question #2
Kali <3 you. Kali has given you a brand new item....
Object 'the Wand of BEATDOWN' is infused with your magic...
It is a level 50 wand, weight 1.
Locations it can be worn: hold
Special properties: dark evil magic
This wand has a gold value of 1000000000.
Has 1(1) charge of level 60:
'Balzhur'
Who do you use the wand upon?
Contestant #1
I dont think I'd balzhur anyone...Im dirty so Id prolly midas it, you see the
gold value on that thing?!?!?
Contestant #2
Well, honestally, I'd try to trade the wand for a Holy Hand Grenade of
BEATDOWN, wait for the right time, seal off the lounge, and drop it.
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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Contestant #3
What an honor, to be given such a gift from... such an Imm as Kali! I struggle
with the responsibility given to me as I hold such a powerful wand in my
hands. I consider the many options before me, the many individuals who people
would wish... destroyed in such a way. I think through the people who have
offended me in my time in the Realms... and I find that I am unable to think
of any one who would deserve such a fate. I am either too patient or too
forgiving to have such destructive thoughts towards another. For a moment, I
consider selling it, for it would have nearly incalculable value. But no, for
who could I trust with such power? With a sense of satisfaction, I take the
wand to the great mage in my family and have him turn it into pure coin. In
a twist of powerful karma, undoubtedly brought on by my positive attitude, it
turns into pure gold! Another casting of the spell and my family wealth is
greatly increased!
Response:
I outcast #3. Both #1 and #3 wasted my time by not answering the question, but
at least #1 was quick about it. :(
***Voormal is outcast***
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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Question #3
Thoric needs a vacation, but there has to be a supreme diety. Thoric chooses
to give his power to you for 24 hours while he sips Mai-Tais in the Caribbean.
What do you do with your newfound powers?
Contestant #1
Well well well....now that i have this new power, first off, obviously i am
now rich :). (Maybe now i can find someone to love me) Then I think will make
a new class of character... it will be known as the 'whore monger'. It will
be a dirty fellow who specializes in drinking, partying and borrowing gold
with no intent to return payment. Thats about it... oh and I would be taller
too.
Contestant #2
Supreme power for 24 hours, something I wouldnt mind for that long, but not
too much longer, especially when it comes to fixing things. But anyway, the
first thing I would do would be to declare it a day of games and quests.
Have Tag, Snakes and Ladders and whatever else there is. All is run around the
clock, with quests of all sorts being run sporadically throughout the day.
Pretty much a day of relaxed fun for all.
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A Game of Chance By: Babui
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Response:
#2 wins
***Sinistro is outcast***
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Due to the fact that we all know each other inside the guild, and we wouldn't
be meeting anyone new...Tinani suggested a wierd twist - provide some
Belladonas, and let them recieve the shock of their lives!
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The remaining contestant - Rastagar...gets to meet the lovely lady...Mazian!
(Nariel - Mazi's wife, don't kill me...*cringe***)
Bits of convo:
Rastagar says 'it was... interesting... to say the least'
Mazian says 'I wish I had me that wand....'
Rastagar says 'i wanna be turned into a sheep'
Mazian says to you, 'didn't know I was an it, not a girl, until too late :('
Well, that concludes the first eposide of A Game of Chance. Hope it was
enjoyable for both the contestants and the readers! *tee hee***
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Sarakin's (mis)adventure By: Thivia
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After reading the September issue of Cry's story about some of the interesting
antics of the Newbie Council members, I recalled a particularly funny story
about Sarakin. When I was a member of the Guild of Druids, Sarakin and I used
to run together frequently. One day, we decided to go in search of a fellow
named Vyhan; you may have seen him wandering the Northern Trade Route from
time to time pushing his cart. I attended the run on my fairly new thief, and
we set about finding Vyhan.
Little did I know that Vyhan wouldn't be the only person to come under fire
that morning... Sarakin had been in the arena practicing for an upcoming
Guild PK. Since neither of us had a lot of time to spare, we both rushed into
the run. They say that when you rush things, something always goes wrong. In
this case, Sarakin forgot to turn off his config -nice! He went to cast
elemental shields on me, and as most of us do, used a shortened version of
the spell fireshield.
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Sarakin's (mis)adventure By: Thivia
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Unfortunately, in a druid's repetoire, fireball comes before fireshield.
Suddenly, my thief was being assaulted by great balls of fire! Sarakin,
realizing his mistake immediately, fled... just in time to miss Romani and
Alysira making an appearance in the room. After lots of questions and
explanations, they agreed that it was a mistake and advised Sarakin to be
more careful in the future. Laughs were shared, and the imms returned to
their business.
Sadly, I haven't had the pleasure of running with Sarakin for some time. I'm
willing to bet, though, that he types out 'fireshield' in full. ;)
Thivia
**Editor's note** bah :P
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Lessons from the Headmaster: Evil Mages By: Karkarov
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I just went 'c locate coercion' and I find 4 in existence... just 4 mages out
of 81 are wearing this awesome gear. Alright, I reckon not every evil mage
has got around to owning one yet, but even if I double that figure it's still
only about 10% of the mage population is evil :( .. What is it about being
devout that holds such a fascination? I think perhaps much is due to how
things were a couple of years ago and the fact that people stubbornly resist
change. In the way the world was 2 years ago, all mages had the same slist,
alignment was of no consequence except for determining which equipment you
could wear, as such people dressed up in high mana equipment (devout
equipment) and were happy. I'm not one to dwell on the past so lets stick
with the present. At present we have differences in the slist thanks to
alignment. The differences are completely one sided, evil mages get *more*.
We have 'anima drain', 'charm' and 'hand of chaos'. Those spells alone are
enough to make one drool at the prospect of owning an evil mage.
'Anima drain' simply restores your mana at a rate of 50 per hit, this means
that you can cast a spell like paradox flux (45 mana cost) indefinetly by
alternating it with anima drain. Alternatively, use it as a turbo-trance;
Go somewhere with some easy mobs and spam anima at them until you are fully
charged. Or use a tougher (but gentler) mob, like a vampire would use a
blood mob.
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Lessons from the Headmaster: Evil Mages By: Karkarov
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'Charm person' no this is not just for fun (despite the fun you can have
making mobs mudsex one another :P)! There is serious side to the spell. Did
you know charmed mobs will flee if they are attacked and their owner isn't in
the room? Did you know you can spelldown your own charmie without being
attacked? Did you know: c charm mob, order mob rem all, order mob drop all?
A favourire strategy of mine when running Zeus is to charm all the citizens
and put them to sleep in the dungeons, otherwise (a) they pick up disarmed
weapons, (b) they join in fights and make your neut runners zap stuff :(.
How about giving it a shot, go evil today! I can almost hear all you devouts
saying "No way! I have all this dev mage gear I can't change. It'll cost too
much" Well rubbish. Much mage gear is non-aligned; wizrings, Robe of the Magi,
Millenium, Guen bracelets, Crystal dragon bracers. Scales come in evil just as
easily as devout, but df talismans are usually prefered and easy to pick up
from traffic. The FT shield is anti-neutral so evils can wear it just as well
as devouts, same goes for Godskull shinguards. For a weapon, the obsidian
staff is awesome for mana, or a Shieldbreaker works nicely, not too much
different from a devout Merlin dagger and has some very useful poison saves
on it.
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Lessons from the Headmaster: Evil Mages By: Karkarov
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Finally, my recommendations for a deity.
Any mage deity really except for the ones which prefer devout align. I am
devoted to Vl'aresch (praise be to Vl'aresch!), someone on chat the other day
tried to assert that Vl'arech was a bad for spellcasters; this is false. The
only time I lost favor with him was when I sac'd a corpse :P
Masefi is also a good choice, (particularly for pixies!) since favor is gained
by casting spells.
-Vikktor Karkarov
The Headmaster.
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Nation News - Half-Ogre Via: Romani
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From the Doldrum infected Opallinoc News Bureau:
Dateline Opallinoc: Doldrums countinue
The affliction of the Uruk'hai nation by the Doldrums goes on. No cure has
been been found to date. Meeka's swill is being used for prophylactic,
analgesic purposes on the worst cases.
Dateline Dunhill: Uruk'hai Brute Squad Searching for Pixie Camp
An expedition by the Uruk'hai Brute Squad went into Dunhill and the
surrounding areas. Due to the Doldrum infestation of most of the Uruk'hai,
only Klaatu, the Uruk'hai leader, and Volstagg, the catacomb dweller, formed
the squad. Most of Dunhill and nearby areas were thoroughly searched for the
presence of Pixies or their camp. Tracking the glint of Pixie dust, they could
not find the source. Both, Klaatu and Volstagg, now believe the Doldrum
contaminant now sources from the hidden Abbey.
Dateline Opallinoc: The Economy of Opallinoc is Stagnant
Due to the Doldrum infestation, there has been little effort at trade or any
other economic activity. Therefore, to finance further civic improvements and
social programs, donations to the Room of Reparations are being accepted.
Please put decent unneeded, unwanted items in the proper container.
Thank you, the Uruk'hai Government
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Nation News - Gith Via: Romani
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*Written on a wind swept parchment*
The Gralthai have begun our trading with the fair city of Irae and many of our
most gifted students of magic and lore have begun their studies within the
city walls. It has been a revealing month, after the news of Lo-Kier being
destroyed and yet we look foward to the trading advantages that a vast city
like Irae can bring. The Gralthai have also joined the new Commonwealth Of
Nations, and we are hoping that this will create more stabality with our
Nations.
I wish you all well,
King Aslan Bloodthorne, Gralthai King.
*Singed with the blood of the ancients*
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Nation News - Pixie By: Romani
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This is PNN, your source for Pixie News
We have the results of the Pixie Sky Council elections, Kasmine has been
elected Nation's First. In her speech, she thanked all the "little people"
who voted for her.
Caseria has been elected Nations Second. Kosaim looks forward working with
his new council.
In other news, a minotaur attack was averted in Reomyr. No word on why the
minotaurs attacked. Two guards were killed.
One pixie is dead and one was injured in the back forest after being attacked
by a wolf-like creature. Pixie investigators are looking into the attack.
No conclusions have been made at this time.
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Nation News - Human Via: Romani
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@*--'- News of the Dunedain Courte
Claudine D'Angeline has been made Duchess of Lomar and Ambassadory for the
Dunedain. The Lady D'Angeline seeks able men and women of the Dunedain to aid
her in her work. Anyone interested to join the Ambassadory Council may send a
letter to her by courier.
The Regent's Herald has announced a Seeking for a woman by name of Camille
Brannigan. She is sought for audience with the Regent at once. Large parchs
and posters have been placed around Lomar and in permissible areas in the
City of Darkhaven.
@*--'- Inter-Nation Relationships
The Dunedain Nation and the Pixie Nation are in the process of completing a
trade contract of sugars, honeys, silks and velvets. The Regent welcomes any
nation wishing to embark on a trading relationship with the Dunedain to
speak with him or send a letter by courier. The Keep of Lomar and the
Dunedain Lands offer much in abundancy of silk and velvet weaves. Rumors
from the Courte spoke of talks to be held with the Khazad to seal contracts
of silver and sapphires.
From the Courts of Lomar.
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Nation News - Elf Via: Romani
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Island of Irrybis News Update!
*The trial of treason*
Leanq Blueleaf charged with treason and disorder was brought before the high
council today to face judgment over his disorderly actions toward the
government. At first the council members were reluctant to take severe
actions against the elf due to it being a first time offence and because of
his previous loyalty. Altered by his ideals Leanq Blueleaf openly insulted
the council and crown at his trial and then proceeded to seal his own fate
with his unruly behavior. The council came to the decision that exile for the
elf who no longer followed his Nations customs would be both fair and wise.
*Elven Suicide*
Leanq Blueleaf at the end of his trial took his own life without cause or
reason, the council bewildered by such actions can find no understanding for
this elven mans almost ritual like suicide. The elves mourn the loss of one
of their kin and shall honor his death despite the final actions of his life.
May you rest in peace Leanq Blueleaf.
*continued*
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*Success! Beast hunted, enemy captured*
In other news Aran Gildeth Calon Dracos left the Island of Irrybis alone to
track and hunt the beasts that plague the land. Many citizens and members of
the high council disapproved of his leaving alone yet word has reached us of
his safe return. Unable to kill the beasts that proved to be beyond the
reckoning of any Aran Gildeth returned the victor after accomplishing what he
set out to do, bringing one of the beasts sedated but alive to the island here
it shall remain for study until we unlock the secrets of the beast and destroy
the threat. Glory to Arborlon and the Quendi Nation!
*Commonwealth established*
News just in the Commonwealth of Nations has finally announced its
establishment and calls for all interested nations to find out more. The
Quendi nation already involved looks forward to the proposed growth and
expansion as construction plans are already under way for commonwealth
shelters across the land.
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Guild News - Guild of Rangers Via: Norelle
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This month the Guild of Rangers welcomes the following new pledges: Jrake and
Raskin. Congratulations on passing your quests. I hope you'll have a great
time in the guild.
Kirsten and Sparra have passed their reviews and become full members of the
guild. Congratulations you two.
Kirsten has also stepped up as our second IGQC rep and Theodore has taken
over TS duties. Keep up the good work.
Illuvatar, Jessel, Jrake, and Leanq all had their birthdays this month. Hope
you had a great time.
If you are interested in joining the guild, stop by the tree and pick up a
guide or speak to an RQC member. Or check the website for more information:
http://www.guildofrangers.com/
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Guild News - Guild of Vampires Via: Valentia
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The Guild of Vampires welcomes you.
The pace of things this month has gone by in the blink of an eye. Many of
the new Chylder have settled in quite nicely, their active presence is felt
throughout our darkened halls. The Guild of Vampires has had the pleasure of
their presence as well as the pleasure of exposing our new members to their
very first runs. May they experience many more.
The sad departure of Kjeldon has left some sorrow within the guild. Kjeldon
chose to leave the realm itself. And as his last request asked of Jander to
find a fun way to pass along his belongings to the members of the guild.
In Kjeldon's honour Jander formed and hosted a small writing competition.
It is still in progress and as many a member are working hard on this
activity it is safe to say that Kjeldon will be dearly missed.
The Guild encourages Vampires of level 20 and higher who wish kindred
company to venture forth and seek us out. We reside within the mansion
marked (h) on the "help map".
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Cry of Despair Quest: September's Quest Results By: Alysira
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Last month, I presented you with a small word-find, and had hid the names of
seven popular mobs. I received a lot of entries for this quest, but these
two winners were chosen at random. Congratulations to:
Melchoir and Atraxen!
Please see me for your prizes. For everyone else, the answers were:
Corsterix, Devil, Jade, Justice, Onyx, Rez, Seth
This month's quest is on the next page, good luck and enjoy!
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Cry of Despair Quest: October's Quest By: Alysira
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This month, in recognition of Halloween on October 31st, your quest is to
write a "spooky" recipe for a type of Halloween candy, using made-up or real
things from around the Realms. All that is required is an ingredients list.
Here is an example, although you're not allowed to use anything from this
example in your recipe!
Mummy's Blood Cookies-
1. One teaspoon of Mumra's blood 2. Two cups of ash
3. A newt's egg 4. A heal potion
This is just an example, I know yours will be a lot better. The two most
creative entries will be selected as winners, and you have until October 31st
to MUDmail your entries to me. Remember, you can use ANYTHING as an
ingredient as long as it's related to the Realms in some little way.
Good luck and have fun!
-Alysira
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From The Quill Of Alysira By: Alysira
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Greetings, all!
Another month goes by, and this month we have more new members! We welcome
Vortok and Thivia to the staff this month, I know we'll see great things
from them!
We also have some funny things, and a little game from Babui, along with
all the regular articles, and a bit more! Please enjoy this issue of the
Cry of Despair!
-Alysira
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