Vortok’s Horror of it All; Level 10 Bladesinger; NextGen Clan; A Sultan and a Strange Genie
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Cry of Despair, Issue 92 February 2005
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- From The Desk Of The Editor - by Sarakin
- Roleplay Crafts - by Faya
- Nations News - via Romani
- Next Generation Clan Equipment - by Vortok
- The Horror Of It All - by Vortok
- Level 10 Bladesinger Pkill! - by Vortok
- Clan News - by Vortok
- Area Review: Thul Ab'hara - by Aslan
- Pkill Mob of the Month: Laeflynn - by Vortok
- Wedding Congratulations - by Babui
- Babui's Babble Bubble - by Babui
- A Game Of Chance - by Babui
- The Naked Explorer - by Jevy
- The Barbarians Among Us - by Kinux
- Where Do Deadly Imms Come From? - by Vortok
- News - Sanctus Irae - by Aslan
- An Interview With Altrag - by Mari
- The 2005 RoD Awards - by Alysira
- Poetry Submissions
- Cry of Despair Quest
- January's Quest Results - by Alysira
- February's Quest - by Korim
- From The Quill Of Alysira - by Alysira
- Public Outcry
- Cracked Cask Casino - by Cyril
- Advertise in the Cry of Despair
- Join the Cry of Despair
- Wedding Celebrants
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From the Desk of the Editor By: Sarakin
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If this issue isn't like, the biggest ever, I will give a FREE SETH
SET* to anyone that points out another issue of greater size!
This month is just huge! We welcome Mari and Jevy to the staff and all the
regulars are back with their awesome articles.
The RoD awards are closing in, cast your votes!
PS. Someone suggest a 'best editor ever' column :D
PPS. Yes, vote for me, not qaulorn or juliana or other previous editors :P
(* you're not getting a seth set, keep reading :P)
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Roleplay Crafts By: Faya
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Using the OEMOTE to create NPCs
The oemote is a great tool to use for NPC generation as you do not need to
start actions or sentences with your own character's name anymore. NPCs are
non-player characters. These characters range from petty peasants to noblemen
to princes that can be employed by a roleplayer to give more detail and
interest to the scene.
Use of NPC in scenes can range from the use of one or two NPCs to creating a
whole village or city of people or an army. However care must be taken while
using NPCs in a scene as not to fringe onto RP etiquette and make it a forced
scene.
oemote The elven child looked at Ilsa and shakes her head before offering the
woman a jug of water to drink.
> The elven child looks at Ilsa and shakes her head before offering the woman
a jug of water to drink. [Ilsa]
Coming back to beloved roleplay in the Realms, usually, I think the first step
to, towards using NPC/s is to take a good look at the RP surroundings your
character is set in. Lets say, , the clearing in National Visions. Common sense
tells you the NV clearing is not a huge battlefield, so the NPC'ing of dragons
swopping in and landing, a few thousand orcs rushing in, or other such NPC'ing
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Roleplay Crafts By: Faya
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in large numbers shouldn't be done.
Continuing from this, the NPC/s should contribute to the overall atmosphere of
the place as well. If you are RPing in a slum-surrounding, dropping in a few
beggars or lepers around will make the scene more believable and more vivid.
Also, the NPC/s should reflect the status of your character too. If you are
roleplaying as a noble, having a few guards and ladies-in-waiting is suitable.
(Although if everyone's a noble, it won't be fun anymore!)
Control of the NPC
This is another thing that might be contested between roleplayers in a scene.
Control of the NPC should never be contested at all because it becomes a
lollipop being fought over by two children. For an example, if player A creates
an NPC of an old woman in his emote, player B can react to the old woman, but
she should not control anything the old woman does.
Example : Jose walks along the streets, looking at the vendors. Suddenly
one old woman calls out to him, waving to him to buy the peaches in her basket.
Moe hears the old woman calling out to Jose. She hurries to him and shakes her
head, pointing at the peaches, "Don't buy them!" She cries. "They are not
fresh!"
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Roleplay Crafts By: Faya
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As opposed to contesting controlling of the NPC which becomes forced emote.
Moe hears the old woman calling out to Jose. Next, the old woman picks up a
knife and flings it at Jose. Moe laughs as the knife finds its way into Jose's
heart.
Some veteran roleplayers are able to toss the NPC's to and fro each other
without jarring breaks in the scene. You might wonder why this can be done.
What has happened is that these roleplayers have a common understanding of the
NPC's background, history and character personality. They know how the NPC will
react to a certain action or a certain situation. Usually in this case, such an
NPC has a prolonged and important role to play in the scene, and not just
brought out for a short moment like the old woman above.
In the RP enforced MUD, NPC/s are usually done by the Storyteller, the
Gamemaster or the person in charge of the ongoing plot. The players themselves
don't create the NPCs unless the ST is not around.
However in Realms, because we are free-form and we do not have coded
Storytellers and Gamemasters, the NPC/s are used by the Roleplayers in the
scene. It takes a little getting used to if you are trying to NPC or you are
experiencing your partner NPC'ing in a scene for the first time. However,
NPC'ing can be very addictive once you get the flow and skill in using them
because these 'outside forces' definitely beef up and add more flavor to an
otherwise single-character-focused scene.
Faya Einherjar
http://rpc.heavenspure.net
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Nation news - Gith By: Romani
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*Written on a parchment encrusted with gold and silver*
Dear all, we have been seeing a strange shadow beast of late that
has been roaming the Gralthai kingdoms. Although it is not yet
if the beast is dangerous or not we are preparing to hunt it.
In other news, trade with the other nations has been good so far,
and we are preparing our Gralthai Olympic Team for the games.
*Signed floraly*
King Aslan Bloodthorne.
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Nation news - Dwarf By: Romani
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I, Corcinn Barakuziram, have returned to the Reach. For those of you
who remember me, I bid greetings. To those whom I have not met, rest
assured that we will meet, for good or ill. I must say I was upset on
my arrival to find this place in slumber. The dwarven people had become
complacent since the departure of Alinaryth. I find such complacency
disgusting, and I can assure you it will not continue under my renewed
leadership.
Yet, since taking this task to hand, I have felt the blessing of Aule
returning to these canyons. Our land is re-awakening, and will return
to the power it has formerly known. Trading will recomence, and our
land will once again prosper.
To our enemies I have but one thing to say:
You missed your chance to strike while we slept. This nation has been
too content to let our ancient foes come at us time and again, beating
them down only to let them live in peace in the end. I will not do this.
Let it be known that should anyone attempt to do us harm, I will launch
a campaign against them like the realms has never known. And it will not
be over until every last one of our enemies is dead. I swear this by the
name of Aule, and I will see it out unto death.
Corcinn Barakuziram, Forger of Aule. Athane of the Khazad.
*This note is sealed with a Blood-Red sigil of a dagger over a forge*
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Nation news - Human By: Romani
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News from the Dunedain Courte
The Regent has taken sabbatical to the City of Irae to pay a visit to the
Marquis. The Lomarian Knights - the handful that has re-emerged after the
departure of the last King accompanied Aziel to the City of Irae, righteous men
who refused to join the former King in his siege of Darkhaven and who left the
Keep of Lomar to the villages of Ubri and Saler on the Lomarian borders.
The Knights are not that trustful of the current Regent even though Aziel's
apparent lack of interest in conquest and bloodshed brought a layer of peace to
the Dunedain. They insisted on following Aziel to the city of Irae, wondering
what the sorceror is really up to.
The chance meeting between the Regent and the Elohai Speaker, Amalia Ravenyze
Ladisvale has also led to several rumors arising of a possible menace the
Dunedain would pose.
One Ranger garbed in the Crest of Lomar was found dead in a ditch near to the
Olog'hai Lands. The incident was spoken only in hushed silence though the
Courte gossip that Aziel is in search of a rare lily found only in the ruins of
T'man.
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Nation news - Pixie By: Romani
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This is PNN your source for Pixie News:
Breaking News:
Princess Aristacia has been kidnapped and turned into a drow by
Phalar. The princess was lured to Inquity and was given a ring that
turned her into a drow. Kosaim is outraged and has called all nations
to boycott any trade with the Drow.
The marriage between Aristacia and Phalar was called off by Kosaim after
receiving death threats. The source of these threats is thought to be of
drow origin.
Kosaim has fired his Air Chief Marshall, Gibimcri. The post has been given to
Padraig. Kosaim has also has shifted other position in the Air Wardens. No word
if they will have to be called upon. Padraig also holds the position of Sky
Mage.
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Nation news - Half-ogre By: Romani
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From the Opallinoc News Bureau:
Dateline Opallinoc - Winter Soltice Celebration
The affects of the Winter Solstice Celebration linger on. Many of the Uruk'hai
are still nursing headaches and gastric distress. These are signs it
may have been one of the best ever celebrations, that no one can remember.
Dateline Darkhaven - Appearances by Famed Uruk'hai
It was noted that a few of the more illustrious Uruk'hai were seen in Darkhaven
recently. Among the notables were Dascia, of the Newbie Council.
Raj, the Uruk'hai BattleMaster passed through on the way to Opallinoc.
Muluk, the Pipe Collector, displayed his famed collection of smoking items.
Dateline Opallinoc - Welcome Barbarians
The Uruk'hai give greetings to the new Barbarian tribes. We offer you
what assistance we can, in return for your respect of the Uruk'hai Nation.
Dateline Darkhaven - Wedding Canceled
It is on a sad note that the wedding of Phalar and Aristacia has been canceled
Apparently political pressure has overcome 'true love'. Your reporter was
seriously looking forward to festivities (Party!!)
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Next Generation Clan Equipment By: Vortok
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The long awaited clan equipment exchange has taken place, and the
new gear has arrived. After a great deal of voting and discussion
by the Pkill Conclave & CoE, the stats were agreed upon and Kali
make the numbers a reality.
How is this different from other clan revisions?
In the past clan equipment was loved for the dramatically high
hp/dr gains. This equipment usually lacked stats/saves but
was well worth the sacrifice for the dr.
This time around we are trying a new approach. The new clan
equipment has even more dr, but less hp than most in-game
equipment. Simple math says that more dr and less hp equates
to more death and more clan equipment circulation, which is what
the goal is this time around.
So, regardless of your past PK experience, come out and try
this new approach. Please visit the PK website for clan stats,
pk tips on leveling, and equipment examples to dress your fighter.
Clan eq will be handed out to the clan leaders every Sunday until
the end of FEB 05. At this time PKC will vote on more clan, or a
freeze in distribution.
PK WEBSITE: HTTP://HOMETOWN.AOL.COM/PKsCry
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The Horror of it All By: Vortok
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Like most great adventures, this adventure began with a question. As
I relaxed in the confines of the Dungeons of the Excordis, I receive
a telegram stamped with the blood seal of the Catarrh...
'Vortok,
Rumor has it that the Dukes of Alluvrian have fallen
victim to a terrible horror lurking within the moors
just north of the town. Duke Artem, a long-time
friend of mine, was the last to enter these moors in
an effort to prove his right as a royal duke. He
has been gone three days already with no indications
that he still lives.
I'm sure this strikes you as an unusual request, but
I am unable to contact Akhemis, and you are the only
other person I know to have walked out of the moors
alive. Please assist me in the rescue of Artem's
remains.
Sincerely,
Vermicio.'
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The Horror of it All By: Vortok
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Though, the thought of returning to those dreadful moors chilled my
blood, this was the perfect chance for me to not only share my
experience in the moors with my clan members, but also another shot
at the Alluvrian Horror's most prized possession... a Violent Death.
Catarrh and Excordis have never been clan rivals, so I had no reason
to doubt the merit of his request. I stopped by the shop to gather
the required supplies before heading on my way. As I headed towards
the Umbrageous Ruins (PK Town), I was stopped by Arrigorn, a fellow
clanmate, and Zibipo of the Feralis clan. Much to my surprise, they
both seemed more than anxious to join Vermicio and I on our quest.
I briefed them on the danger of the place we were going, and told
them what they would need if they were to survive the moors. They
still insisted on joining us so we all gathered at the Square of
Seven Deaths, before heading to the moors.
Upon reaching the swamplands south of the moors the hair on the
back of my neck began to raise. Though no one spoke of it, we
all knew that we would not be leaving as the same group we were
when we arrived.
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As we crossed the archway of twisted vines, we noticed the etched in
names of the many dukes that have died within the confines of these
treacherous moors. Nonetheless, we pressed on.
The moors were filled a gruesome smell so foul that Irad would be
proud to clam it as his own exhaust. Fortune smiled upon us all
that day, as our elfskin leggings prevented the sludge from seeping
into our boots.
Several hours later, exhausted and thirsty, we finally reached our
destination...
You attempt to scry...
The Horror's Lair
A nest of cracked and broken bones still red with the dried blood of
more than two centuries of Alluvrian knights and heroes. All across
the ground lies a litter of shattered weapons and pierced armour,
a literal field of death and decay. The only question left in your mind,
is where the horror of the Alluvrian swamps lurks--and whether or
t the creature has caught your scent. Perhaps it is not too late
to turn back.
Exits: southwest
The Alluvrian Horror stalks here, drenched in blood and gore.
The Alluvrian Horror shimmers beneath an aura of dark energy.
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The Horror of it All By: Vortok
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As fate would have it, we were not as stealthy as we had come to hope.
Shortly after spotting the Allurvian Horror, we were attacked by
the massive beast. I sometimes wonder if my streak of bad luck is
the result of an immortal entertaining him/herself, but regardless of
the reason, I seemed to be the target of the Horror this time.
Within moments we were beating away at the horror, but to little avail.
Our most powerful attacks merely brushed the skin of the beast, while
each of it slashes not only devastated us, but were followed up by
three to five spell attacks, much like those from a Nasr.
I could only take the beating for so long. I was being overwhelmed
and someone else was going to have to lead the way. The shot was
called when the Horror gouged out my eyes, not only stunning me
momentarily, but leaving me blind and in agony. I blindly ran in
what I thought was the direction opposite to that from which we
entered, while Vermicio, Zibipo, and Arrigorn fought valiantly
against the beast.
As I scampered about the swamp I heard Arrigorn's death cry in the
distance. When my vision returned I looked down to see the fresh
remains of an Alluvrian knight at my feet I knew then that our
quest to save Duke Artem was in vain and hurried back to the battle
to inform Vermicio and attempt to lead what was left of our group
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to safety.
Though saddened by the news of his fallen friend, Vermicio agreed
that it was time for us to leave while our blood was still our
own. We turned away from the horror to follow the trail of
coins we left on the way in. As we fled the Horror's lair, Vermicio
managed to stay a few steps ahead, as he was the more experienced
fleecaller. Suddenly we heard two sets of feet splashing through
the swamp instead of three. Vermicio and I stopped and turned to
find the Alluvrian Horror standing over Zibipo's body, and with a
single bite the horror severed the torso of the corpse and devoured
it instantly... then it turned toward us.
There was no way we were going to outrun this beast. By this time
the trail of coins we had left to lead us out had sunken beneath
the surface and we were left to wander through the endless lands
of trees and sludge. "Go Vermicio, you can still escape", I said
as I readied my weapon. Vermicio knew we were both going to die
if we tried to outrun the horror together, so he grabbed my fist
with his hands, nodded, and continued running into the swamp.
With the last of my energy I lunged at the Horror, placing my
dagger into it's flesh. My efforts had little effect, and just
moments later I found myself bashed and motionless while the
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Horror gnawed on my flesh, then suddenly...
Everything begins to fade to black...
THE END
Vortok
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Level 10 Bladesinger Pkill! By: Vortok
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Don't have a deadly AV? Can't afford one?
Spending 2 hrs to make a 24 not worth it?
Well, fear no more! If you didn't like the idea of spending 2 hours to level
a level 24 Warrior for 24 PK, then you have an even easier option...
!! LEVEL 10 BLADESINGER PK !!
When it comes to level 10 PK, no class out-performs the Bladesinger. Parry,
dual-wield, swordstrike, enhanced damage, 2nd attack, and deadly proficiencies
it's no wonder these swordmasters are the king of level 10.
If you have 10 minutes, then you have a level 10 Bladesinger. Level 10 PK
is a great opportunity for you to learn deadly with little loss. A few bucks
for herbs, and sancs in the pktown store (cheap), free spells from Gravoc, and
you are on your way.
Don't know what to wear? Visit: http://hometown.aol.com/PKsCry and click on
EQUIPMENT -> SETS -> 10 BLADESINGER for a full list of EQ to wear, and where to
get it. You can't get much easier than this! Try your level 10 Bladesinger
today!
Remember the website, and tell a friend: http://hometown.aol.com/PKsCry
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Clan News By: Vortok
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General:
- All clan storages now have 3 containers.
-- AV, lowbie pit, and potion well (Thanks Kali)
- Clan eq completed and distributed (See "Next Generation Clan EQ" article)
- Congratz to all clan deities on promotion to 53(E), 54(M), 54(C), 57(F)!
Catarrh:
- New arrival, Vermicio/Gir has been cleaning house in PK.
- Saki takes leadership as Jim(Akhemis) steps down to #2
-- #1 slot open as Talon is removed, new #1 pending
Excordis:
- #2 leader slot open pending tournement
-- Bargot v.s. Maqral v.s. Atrayyu (Editor's note - grats Atrayyu!)
- Excordis somehow consumed 1000 true sight potions in a week?
Feralis:
- Feralis comes to life, mass death with Feralis as the champions
- Kernen voted out of Leadership, Tij take command with new a new vision
Maleficae:
- Mazikh replaces Miseryl as PKC rep, Miseryl denied access =(
- Brad leads the way! Maleficae loots the majority of new clan already!
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Area Review: Thul Ab'hara By: Aslan
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Starting off the new year is a review of perhaps one of the more interesting
yet not fully used areas on Realms. Thul Ab'hara is an interesting blend of
markets, adventure and the endless desert landscape which has been built to
to captivate a new visitor for a few hours. Those who have grown up reading
desert adventure tales or even Lawrence of Arabia will recognise some of the
same backdrops of a sand and clay built city run by a Sultan and a strange
Genie. There is much to do in Thul Ab'hara, as it isn't just another hack
and slash and then gather equipment type area. For example there are many
shops offering a wealth of vital supplies andperhaps even hidden area
quests.
Thul Ab'hara does have a slightly thematical problem, for a town that is
almosty identical to Morroco or Cairo with the condensed and busy market
places, the overpowering scent of herbs and carpets we also have a Sultan
which mixes in a Turkish twist to this tale. This isn't really a problem
in that respect, infact it's one of the Builders talents to mix a perfect
desert tale with an Turkish Knights twist. Thul Ab'hara is a perfect mix
of both worlds, Arabian and Persian and it works to captivate the newcommer
for a few hours.
I would have liked to have seen Thul Ab'hara slightly larger in that
respect and more compacted with mini quests or creatures of both
Arabian and Persian mythology. I give the area a 10/10 for content
playability and enjoyment.
Have a good month
Aslan de Rotheschilde
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Pkill Mob of the Month: Laeflynn By: Vortok
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Within the realm of PK, mob killing isn't anywhere near as famous as it
is in the peaceful world. The pkill areas are designed specifically to
be an easy means to equip deadly characters to descent damroll without
risking the priceless Seth EQ from your peacefuls.
Though the majority of these mobs fall easily, there are some that have
a reputation for being more trouble than they are worth. The most
heinous of these fiends is Laeflynn, the Laughing God.
The Temple of the Laughing God, though a small area, provides some of
the primary weapons used in PK, as well as a descent belt and plate. It
is also home to a 4dr mask, and 4dr leggings.
Laeflynn wears this leg/mask combination, and dares not give it up
easily. In fact, Laeflynn is easily the most annoying PK Mob on the
MUD at this time.
Not everyone hates Laeflynn, there are those that enjoy being triple-
bashed, gouged, gassed, disarmed, and one-rounded. Laeflynn is immune
to circle, so the standard thief-mk is useless. A successful Laeflynn
run demands the attention of 4 or 5 nicely dressed vamps with a lot of
tank pots, and fast style-rescue skillz. Standard clan EQ deadlies are
of little use here because of the requires saves. This has earned this
mob a seat as the most annoying and LEAST run PK mob to date.
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Wedding Congratulations By: Babui
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A friend just got married? Want to congratulate them along with the whole of
realms?
You just got married? Want to announce to the whole of realms your love for
each other?
Well, here's the place!
Send me a mudmail with the couples' name, the date of the wedding, and any
comments you would like to make =)
Start NOW by showing you care! Start NOW by showing you are truely happy for
them/yourself! Start NOW by announcing to the world!
_____________________,88888e
______________,a888b.9888888i
______________888888888888888
______________88888888888888Y
______________'8888888888888
________________"S888888888"
__________________"7888888Y
_____________________"e88j
______________________-> HaPpY WeDdInG!
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Wedding Congratulations By: Babui
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On the 7th of Janurary 2005....
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/' | | \
/ / | | \ \
/ / | | | \ \
( / | """" |\ \
| / / / \ / \ \ _|
- | | | | | | -
| |__O|__|O__| |
/"" \/ ""\
/ ( | ) \
_--_ /, \____/ \___/' \ _--_
/-- \ / -____-|_|_|-____-\ /.. ,\
/________|___/ \___/ \ __|________\
----- : | | | | - : "----:--_ ___---------|
/ \/\/\/' \/\/\/' : -\ /' ____/----|
-- Geonfry and Tessia Umbramnia ; |/...------.....|
; : : |------/--------|
: rode off into the sunset on a giant carrot on wheels. |---\\----------|
: - to celebrate their new marriage : : |__________-__|
: (for details, direct your tells to them =P ) : /'-----_______|
__ \\\ ,, ;; ;; ;._--
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Babui's Babble Bubble By: Babui
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The following items must be included in the rp (collected as part of the quest
):
a beautiful bridesmaid's dress, a ruby encrusted necklace, a silvery blue wand
, a magical flying carpet, a frozen pumpkin, an obsidian tiara, fish skeleton,
peacock fan, and 5 flower types.
This is published with permission from all parties involved.
Lithzori wonders 'lets take a scene as the prince arrives at the house
..shall we?'
Vladavostok wonders 'is this the part where i cut off my heel to fit in
the shoe?'
Lalartu says 'actually I think you're supposed to gnaw off your own heel'
Lalartu has NO idea whats going on.
Vladavostok doesnt either.
Babui shrugs and says, neither..
Lalartu somehow we're all involved.
Babui is just the audience.
Vladavostok assumes we are.
Lithzori points at vlad: curiere. Lith points at lala: prince (^_-)
Lalartu prince what does that mean.
Vladavostok wonders wtf a curiere is.
Lalartu what do I do.
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
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Babui's Babble Bubble By: Babui
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Lithzori tells the story as it goes: as cinderella(lith) looked out the
kitchen window, a wagon made of a new pumpkin came and the prince and his
curiere came from it, walking to the housefront door.
Lalartu says 'um...'
Lalartu gets out of wagon?
Vladavostok does too.
Vladavostok I uh.
Vladavostok lead the prince to the door.
Lalartu knocks on door.
Vladavostok I knock.
Lalartu I knock.
Vladavostok no *I* knock.
Lalartu FINE.
Vladavostok you are the prince.
Lalartu is the prince.
Lithzori : the pring crying the flowers made of lilies and roses.
Vladavostok ok, so, im knocking.
Lalartu ???
You wonder 'pring?'
Lalartu is the pring.
Lithzori opens the door.
Vladavostok and no one is answering the door, so.
Vladavostok I break a window.
Lalartu tosses a molotov cocktail through the broken window.
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Babui's Babble Bubble By: Babui
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Vladavostok I climb inside the foyer, and open the door from the inside.
Lithzori exclaims 'EEEEEEP..STAND STILL!'
Vladavostok I yell loudly announcing the prince.
Lithzori says '((this is so not going well))'
Lalartu walks in.
Lalartu bows deeply.
Vladavostok bows to the prince.
Lithzori curtseys gracefully to Lalartu.
Lalartu wonders 'wherefore art thou pring flaming lily tears?'
Vladavostok comments to the prince about no one answering the fxxking door.
Vladavostok says 'oh there you are'
Lithzori did open the door.
Lalartu bows before Lithzori.
Lithzori beams brightly. No doubt Lalartu has something to do with it.
Vladavostok says 'sorry about the window. at any rate, my main man'
Lithzori says 'it's ok mr curiere (I'm sorry, I dont know how it's spelled)'
Vladavostok says 'the prince'
Lalartu says 'we have arrived. Pumpkin wagon is round back.'
Vladavostok says 'needs to ask you some stuff about a waifish glass shoe'
Lalartu exclaims 'what lovely flowers you have!'
Lalartu smells them.
Lithzori blushes.
Vladavostok is allergic.
Lalartu gets an orange wood lily.
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Vladavostok sneezes.
Lalartu starts to nibble on an orange wood lily... (he must really be hungry)
Lalartu says 'tasty too'
Lithzori wonders 'a shoe, mr new prince?'
Lalartu exclaims 'please!'
Lalartu extends his foot.
Lalartu says 'you may as well kiss my feet while youre down there.'
Lithzori blinks at Lalartu in confusion.
Vladavostok advises you do so, servant girl.
Lalartu exclaims 'Im the prince!!'
Lalartu exclaims 'Kiss the royal foot!'
Lithzori bends down and kisses the feet of the prince.
Vladavostok nods.
Lalartu says 'you can suck on my toes too...ya know...if you want...'
Vladavostok says 'now then, the prince'
Lalartu nods in agreement to Vladavostok.
Lithzori wonders where her fairy godmother with her wand and dress has gone.
.and the tiara!
Vladavostok says 'is looking for some girl who hit it and quit it last night
at the ball'
Lithzori blushes.
Lalartu nods in agreement to Vladavostok.
Lithzori wonders 'so you did?'
Vladavostok says 'she was wearing a glass shoe'
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Lalartu nods in agreement to Vladavostok.
Lithzori says 'she....oh, I see..'
Vladavostok says 'we have it with us'
Vladavostok says 'and we need all the hotties to try that on'
Lithzori sits on a carpet.
Lithzori says 'oh, I will gladly help if I can..'
Vladavostok says 'ALL the hotties'
Vladavostok says 'I bet you will, golddigger'
Vladavostok says 'break out the shoe, prince'
Lithzori blushes.
Vladavostok says 'well, lets see here'
Lalartu gets a glass shoe from a Black leather satchel.
Vladavostok says 'I must have left it in the pumpkin'
Vladavostok says 'oh no, there it is'
Lalartu nods in agreement to Vladavostok.
Lalartu gives a glass shoe to Lithzori.
Lithzori wonders 'oh, but my lords, I think I can help...if you remember the
dress she bore?'
Lithzori tries on a glass slipper.
Vladavostok says 'what is under the dress is more important, my dear'
Lithzori fits a beautiful bridesmaid's dress on her body.
Lalartu licks his lips and smiles.
Vladavostok says to Lalartu, 'hawt.'
Vladavostok nods approvingly.
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Lithzori wears a wedding dress and a glass slipper, which seems to fit..or,
does it?
Lalartu says 'I'll remember that body anywhere"
Lalartu says to Lithzori, 'YOURE HER'
Vladavostok says 'the prince'
Vladavostok says 'is sexually frustrated, and therefore, you must agree to
marry him'
Lalartu nods in agreement to Vladavostok.
Lithzori says 'ooh, but dear lord'
Lalartu gives a rose and a necklace to Lithzori.
Vladavostok says 'and steal all his wealth by purchasing jewelery and
cell phones you dont need.'
Lithzori beams brightly. No doubt Lalartu has something to do with it.
Lithzori says 'I will, oh curiere..'
Lithzori drops to her knees and begs Lalartu to take her hand in marriage!
Lalartu blushes.
Lalartu says 'yeah why not, a trophy wife would be nice'
Lalartu accepts Lithzori's offer.
Vladavostok nods in agreement to Lalartu.
Lithzori : and so was the end,they got married and lived happily ever after...
Vladavostok whispers something about a harem to the prince.
You say 'you forgot the fan, mission one flower, and the fish skeleton =P'
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Lithzori thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
Lalartu asks Lithzori to be his harem.
Lithzori nods solemnly.
Lalartu grins and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.
Lalartu jumps into the air and gives Vladavostok a MEGA high five!
Vladavostok winks suggestively.
Vladavostok gets a fish skeleton.
Vladavostok combs his hair straight.
Lalartu gets a fan made of peacock feathers.
Lalartu fans himself.
Lithzori gets a few jasmine blossoms.
Lalartu fans himself again.
Lithzori gives a few jasmine blossoms to Vladavostok.
Lithzori says 'for thou who gave the idea of the harem ^_-'
Lalartu wears a fan made of peacock feathers on his butt.
Lalartu says 'it's time for some bedroom play'
Vladavostok spreads the blossoms on the ground in front of the prince and his
new meat.
Lalartu gets carried away by the vibes and starts shakin' his rump.
Lithzori giggles.
Lalartu says to Lithzori, 'I had a great time last night'
Vladavostok mentions the he expects you to improve.
Lithzori asks Lalartu, 'I got pregnant..you gonna fan me now?'
Lithzori snorts in disgust.
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Lalartu exclaims 'oh no! please don't faint!'
Lalartu fans Lithzori.
Lalartu drops a fan made of peacock feathers.
Lalartu says 'enough with the stupid fan'
Vladavostok whispers easy ways to get rid of this bundle of joy, and the
package it comes in.
Vladavostok says 'stop snorting meth.'
Vladavostok twitches nervously.
Lithzori says 'meth? nah nah nah...drinking coca cola'
Lalartu pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to Vladavostok.
Lalartu taps on Vlad's arms.
Lalartu sniffs sadly.
Vladavostok says 'i see shadow people'
Lalartu exclaims 'did you hear that?!?!'
Lalartu looks out the window.
Vladavostok twitches nervously.
Lithzori nods in agreement to Lalartu.
Lalartu wonders 'did someone call the cops??'
Lalartu tries to make it look like an accident.
Lithzori says 'the curiere sees the shadow ppl...'
Vladavostok says 'RAID RAID!!! HIDE THE SH*T!!!!!OMG'
Lalartu loads his rifle and hides in the closet.
Lithzori screams: AAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Lalartu is amazed that this trailer has a closet.
Lithzori says 'guns guns..everywhere..GUNS!O_o'
Vladavostok 9 in my right 45 in my left.
Vladavostok exclaims 'YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE PIG!!!!!!'
Vladavostok screams loudly!
Lalartu puts aluminum foil over the windows.
Lalartu dismantles the television set.
Vergil says 'I think we left Cinderella' (Vergil is audience with me!)
Lalartu says 'yeah, we're doing COPS now'
You say to Vergil, 'this is what you get when you rp with vlad and lala..'
Lalartu says 'my sweet bride'
Lithzori eeps!
Summary:
Vladavostok says 'babui made us rp cinderella'
Nazareth wonders 'interesting. just, wtf is cinderella?'
Vladavostok says 'a disney cartoon'
Lalartu says 'cinderella is about two guys breaking into some chick's house,
making her lick their feet, and then doing meth and hiding from the police'
Heh, this rp really made me laugh =P I hope it made you laugh too ;) hehe
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A Game of Chance
In this MUD game we all play in, there about 22,500 characters....(says Conran
- accurate approximation!) What are the chances of meeting a certain person?
What are the chances of finding someone you can call a close friend?
Chances are given, whether you take the opportunity, is entirely up to you.
This is a game created for chance. Well, for entertainment purpose too.
4 lucky people will be given the chance to meet someone...someone you may
or may not know...it is all up to...chance.
,---')
( -_-(
) .__/ )
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(__/ _ _) ,-._ / o \
//)__(\/,-` |_| O o o O|
_\\///==o=\' |O o o O |
`-' \ / \O o o/
)___\ `'-.-\\
/ ,\ \ ____)_(____
/ / \ \ '--..---,,--'
/() >() \\_//
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Explanation of the process:
- 4 guys and 1 girl, or 4 girls and 1 guy will be randomly selected on a first
come first serve basis. The 4 will choose a name to be associated with them.
- Assuming this is the 4 guys 1 girl scenario, the girl will ask a question and
mudmail it to me. I will make 4 copies, and send them to each of the guys,
and they will answer in a mudmail to me.
- Forwarding the 4 answers on a separate mudmail to the girl, the girl will
decide and choose 1 guy to be outcasted.
- This continues - 3 questions, 3 guys outcasted, and the girl will meet up
with the remaining guy!
Note:
+ The questions must be general (eg, what is your favourite area?) and must
not reveal/hint at a person's identity (eg, what organisation are you in?)
+ The meeting will be arranged and logged, and after that, what they do is
their own business.
+ The mudmails would all be posted to me, so it'll be anonymous - until the
final meeting where the girl will know who she chose and who she gave up!
+ The results and questions/answers will be published on the cry, so be ready.
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I am now accepting applications for this game.
_________________________________________
* *
* The next game will be 1 girl 4 guys *
*_______________________________________*
A requirement before you apply is that you must be active. We cannot wait days
for the mudmails exchange.
This is a game, if you get outcasted, don't be sad, don't be mad, but have fun!
Be ready to be shocked, be surprised, and be happy! Apply now!
This is a chance to meet a new friend, or catch up with an old one!
Send a mudmail to Babui saying you're interested now!
Remember to specify in the mudmail a nickname (don't be too obvious about
your identity and keep it clean please!) and whether you're a guy or a girl!
If there are any questions, please feel free to send me a tell or mudmail =)
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Results from last round!
Our "guy" questioner this time is...Fiebin! (or nicknamed as furry feet..)..
Question 1
If you had the chance to have a house in any area of realms, where would
it be?
Kiwi
I would want a house in the northern plains.
Its a fairly large area. That way hopefully not a lot of close neighbors
And its one of my favorite areas. I like being near the wildflowers :)
Dawn
Machine Dreams - I could play with all the little rain drops, and anyone who
tried to find me would get LOST!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! >:)
Zaspy
Just about any house in the realms would be great, however I like forests and
mountains best. Perhaps a house in the forgotten woods, or in the Ashen forest.
Cranberry
If i could pick anywhere to have a house in realms it would be Valley of the
Elves.
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Furry Feet's response:
I would like to eliminate Cranberry. tToo much of a hike to Valley of the
Elves.
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Question 2
What pet(s) would you want put in the game and why?
Kiwi
I would love to have a pet dog on realms. I have a pet dog IRL and he is
exteremly loyal. He is half-lab/half-retriever and is a great pet to have when
your all alone, or on really bad days. Because he just knows when somethings
up and does what he can to comfort, and what not.I would love to have a pet on
realms like that. So my answer is dogs of all breeds :)
Dawn
I wouldn't mind having an imp as a pet...
I'd want it to be useful though.
I've always had this idea of imps as cute, vicious little demons that are
passionate and fun/havoc loving!
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Maybe a giant tarantula too...
Funny, cause I'm arachnaphobic, but for some reason I see that as being cool.
Oh, oh!
And ladybugs!
Cause those are just awesome!
Zaspy
Hi, I've always admired cats, and some cats that are in houses love to perch
down at you and think of you as fresh meat. So if it were possible to have
Lions, tigars, Lepherds, as actually characters in a game instead of as a pet
I'd say them.
Furry Feet's Reponse:
I would eliminate Zaspy purely because I already know Zaspers is Zasperlyn!
She is my Thain so it would be fruitless to meet my Thain at the end.
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Question 3
Which area would you describe as your turf?
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Kiwi
I cant really say I have a "turf" that I would call my own.
Before joining an order, a few people I know and myself would hang out
in one of the sewers, cuz sewers arent really visited often. And so
it was a good place to hide. If we had to do other things and be able to
be found, we would hang out in the town lobby. And then there are times
if you go one e, one n of Nelkum, you can sometimes find me or an alt
hanging around just enjoying the quiet, and the rare traffic of people walking
by. I like places that are quiet. Specially if I'm trying to sort out eq,
dress a lowbie, or just watch traffic channel. It makes it easier. I do not
like a lot of the hussle and bussel you can find a lot of times in DH tho.
Altho for a nice day of people watching [] is great.
Dawn
Well, if turf is in terms of "running" then prolly Underworld! <3 Asaujar, my
little pet!
In terms of idle spot, it was the applicant board until recently.
I spend most of my logged time exploring now instead of idling, but if I had
to have an idle spot it would be Machine Dreams!!! (Rain droppps!)
Furry Feet's Reponse:
I choose you, Dawn!
The reason being that I highly respect explorers. Who knows, perhaps we could
show each other a thing or two.
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And so..comes the meeting of..Fiebin and Dawn, aka KYLA!
***Awaiting meeting...****
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I. Druids gone wild
Warning! If nudity offends you, then you should shower with your clothes on.
Preferably druids. This has been done several times by the contributors of
Druidic Cartographers www.dcdruids.org). You will probably be more courageous
than ever before and you will conquer your fear of death traps.
In this article you will find out step by step how I explored an area called
La'chute and found the mob I was looking for "Zaka Mede".
And hopefully after you finished reading you will go out, get naked and seek
the mob/item you are looking for and maybe contribute your findings to your
friends and organization.
And at the last part of this article we get to interview a "real-life" naked
explorer named Mozaik. Whom I've met while doing some exploration not a long
time ago.
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II. Why a Druid?
The thing about being a druid is you got most of the useful tools in your
skills list. well except lock pick/knock. But the advantages of being a druid
are the skills below
1.track 5. nadur ciall (detect invis)
2.scry 6. ceoban (passdoor)
3.ciall (scry) 7. aqua/fly
4.invis/hide/sneak
5.maze mapping spells(create spring, create fire, starlight similar to ball of
light)
plus you get sanc.. cure blind, remove poison, remove curse, word of recall,
full elemental shields and if I forgot one, that's because there are too many
to mention.
So with that set of tools, remove any equipment you're wearing, leave your
contaner behind and start exploring!
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III. Death trap country
(thanks to nelkum.com for the speedwalks) So I chopped and chopped and chopped
some more, until I reached the chilling area that was feared by most, La'chute.
Entering the first room, I tracked Zaka. And as soon as I went to the second
room I realize that there was a secret entrance in this room.
Visible exits are north and south but my track is pointing towards east.
Having that situation I carefully observed the area, spending minutes, trying
every secret that I could find.
Until I figured it out. (I'll let you figure that one its really easy)
After entering the next room, my heartbeat starts pounding. I have a feeling
that a DT is nearby. And from this room and all the next track followed by
scry are used.
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IV. First Encounter
After scrying a few rooms, I passed by a curious looking door. I opened it and
used scry inside. It's a room without exits and by reading the room
descriptions it is probably a DT. I wouldn't bother going there. So I head on
tracking and scrying a couple of rooms more.
V. Found Him!
I saw Bocor Standing at the door just northwest of the room. So I brought my
vampire into the area and killed him! He popped a key and quickly i unlocked
the gate. I tracked Zaka and scry until I am one room away from him.
After a few hours, I found a friend to come. He willingly came! Then just
before heading out I asked someone for a little advice on what he know about
Zaka.
He told me that 3 rooms around him are DTs! So I told my friend that no matter
what no fleeing. Lets supplicate or ask an Immortal CR but no fleeing. My
brave friend went along!
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And guess what. We died! And for my friend, he had to ask an immortal for his
corpse. But hey! it is new adventure for us and I hope for you too.
And now prepare for the most awaited part of this issue. the real-life Naked
Explorer, Mozaik!
Jevy wonders 'first of all, when did you realize that you
are ment to be a Naked Explorer?'
Mozaik says 'Well, I saw this room up ahead that I knew
was a deathtrap, and yet it looked so tempting...'
Mozaik exclaims 'So I went for it.... and first thing
I knew, I was NAKED!'
Mozaik says 'And then there was this other deathtrap that I wanted to try, too
, and I just went for it without even bothering to equip myself first'
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Mozaik says 'The truth is that I've done it so many
times that I can't even remember where I started'
Jevy wonders 'do you have any unforgettable experiences
being a naked explorer?'
Mozaik says 'Ah, yes'
Mozaik exclaims 'I discovered that the infamous deathtrap on the way to
Icingdeath in Darkhaven Art Gallery is not really a deathtrap at all!'
Jevy wonders 'oh really?'
Mozaik says 'It does a lot of damage when you enter, but it leaves your corpse
behind, and if you have enough hp and sanc, you can just walk back there to do
your CR'
Mozaik says 'One of the hazards of jumping in a DT though when it turns out
not to be a DT is that I sometimes forget to bring a recall scroll'
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Mozaik says 'I don't really remember how much damage
that room in the DAG does. Enough to kill me, certainly'
Mozaik says 'But when I saw that it left a corpse behind, I mustered up the
courage to try it with an alt who wasn't naked.'
Jevy says 'i see'
Mozaik says 'So now whenever I find a DT, I've just gotta know whether it's
real or not'
Jevy nods solemnly.
Jevy wonders 'any final words or advice to the aspiring naked
explorers out there?'
Mozaik says 'Suntan lotion. I'm serious.'
So thats it everyone! Hope you enjoyed reading. If you have any feedbacks,
comments or adventures of your own you want to share please dont hesitate to
mudmail me
Jevy
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After many years of waiting, the Barbarian class is here. Started in 1997,
conceptually, through the efforts of Kali, it has taken quite a while to come
to fruition. In fact, quite a number of Realms changes have come about as a
result of discussion surrounding the Barbarian class.
Many may remember rumours of a savage class, that came around the same time as
the pirate class idea (which eventually turned into Fathomers). Many ideas for
this new class were adapted and came into existence through class changes with
the shattering. The concept of primary, secondary and deficient stats were
initially debated to make the barbarian class unique. The stat changes were
then applied to all classes. The idea of giving barbarians a 'pelt' wear
location, so they could skin their prey, predated the back wear location we
have today. Other skills, like smash (originally developed for barbarians) were
adjusted for use with other classes.
The barbarian class was initially going to come in with the Shattering, but
were not nearly ready to be implemented. While the concept was very strong,
there was much coding and area building to do. Selina and I were asked to
create a village for them to live in. From this, the idea of having them start
in their own newbie area developed, thus ensuring the separation of the class
from the 'civilization' of DH. Many of the ideas that went into making the
class unique came about as the village and peaks were being created. That said,
in reviewing Kali's notes on the class from 1997, we were pretty much on the
mark thematically, it just took a while to get the coding together. (continued)
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Barbarians were meant to be a radical departure from other classes in the
realm. They would not have a guild, or belong to other civilized organizations
but would be their own tribe with unique bands. While the tribe would have a
Chieftain, Warlord and Hunt Master for its leaders, each leader would control
a band (Bear, Wolf, Boar) that would have its own unique identity and
headquarters.
Unlike many classes, Barbarians must interact with their environment. Similar
to druids and rangers, they have the ability to find water and food in the
wilderness, but they must also utilize the land for items to make other skills
work, such as sharpen and snake blessing. Dependant upon their location they
are are also able to call upon mounts in order to charge down their prey.
Unlike other classes that can style down to defensive or evasive stances,
Barbarians pride themselves on charging head first into battle. This has been
attributed to their lackluster intelligence. What they lack in brains, they
make up for in sheer brute force.
Much has been discussed about the Barbarian's distrust of magic. While their
illiteracy has made it physically impossible for them to read scrolls, their
distrust (no one would ever say fear out loud) of magic prevents them from
using other magical accoutrements. Through the assistance of their Shaman
they have developed the ability to sense magic and learned ways to lessen
their susceptibility to its power. (continued)
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The village that the tribe calls home is located far to the north, nestled
between the barren peaks and northern plains, far from civilization. The tribe
is fortunate enough to have a number of games they may play, including the axe
throwing game in the Mead Hall, tests of strength and endurance in the fields
of play, and the use of a large arena to sharpen their skills in combat.
Those who enjoy battle, beer and good company, and who wish to take a break
from the civilized world, might do well to discover the new world of the
barbarian.
Should you have any questions about this class, please feel free to contact me.
Many thanks to Kali for his extraordinary work (and patience) in seeing this
class come to light. To Selina, for the tremendous building skill she brought
to our work on the village and peaks, to Conran and Edmond for their coding
ability, and to the many other immortals who have helped make the concept
of Barbarians a reality.
Kinux, Tribal Lord, Northern Plains Tribe.
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Vortok: When did you start playing RoD?
Linda: July of 1996, my first character was a thief.
Vortok: What leadership positions have you held prior to becoming a PK deity?
Linda: GM of the Guild of Rangers
Vortok: How would you compare your experience dealing with TS to that of PKC?
Linda: Well, personally this goes back to a deadly attitude thing, TS was
more willing to listen to ideas and opinions of immortals, deadlies
prefer morts doing most everything. I can see this in a way, immortals
dont have a lot of time to fight or mort in general, so are not as
'in touch' with things
Vortok: Did you feel unwelcome because of this?
Linda: Well I feel you need a few immortal deadlies, I am not sure a deity is
needed for every clan, but I am not willing to say get rid of deities
Vortok: Describe (briefly) the adjustment of going peaceful to Imm.
Linda: That is something that cant really be described, the best example is
like going from high school to college and realizing you are not as
prepared as you thought
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Vortok: Describe (briefly) the adjustment of going peaceful to deadly.
Linda: Well, I am not sure I really changed, other than not being as strict on
language and taunting. I am still me. I try to treat everyone the same
Vortok: Which was a harder? I had to thicken my skin when I went Deadly.
Linda: I had to thinken my skin when I advanted to 51, going deadly was easy.
Vortok: Why did you accept the deity slot in Excordis last year?
Linda: The truth is because they needed one
Vortok: Do you regret going deadly?
Linda: No :) I love it, to be honest the only peacefuls I have played lately
are the barbarian, and that is because i was exploring their academy
and village'
Vortok: How many deadly mortals do you have and what level range?
Linda: Eight :), and I have a level 4, 24, and a couple of 50s
Vortok: With so few players in the PK community, your identity was no secret.
Do you think deadlies treat you differently knowing you're an immortal?
Linda: Yes :) But only two a point, I think they take my mistakes better
Vortok: When I edit this do you want to replace TWO with TO?'
Linda: Please do
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Vortok: Do you think you are liked within the deadly community? Why?
Linda: I think so :) but as to why, maybe because I am me, I dont try to act
tough or anything else, I'm sure deadlies could answer that much
better than i can
Vortok: What's the best advice you can give a mortal peaceful turning deadly?
Linda: Be yourself, but dont take anything said personally, dont whine
and *****, ask for advice on improvement
Vortok: What would you say to a young Immortal who, like you, had no PK
experience but was about to, or considering taking a deadly deity
position?
Linda: Hmm, that is tough, if you dont get along with deadlies, they can make
an imm's life hell. My best advice is maybe try being a deadly before
excepting the position, if not on the imm character, make a mort, see
see if you can stand their taunting and such.
Vortok
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News - Sanctus Irae By: Aslan
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*Penned on soft canvas overlooking the city of Irae*
As the winter slowly releases its grasp the city of Irae basks in
the sun, enticing travellers from far away lands to visit her ports.
Merchants rush to and fro re-stocking the shops of the city with fresh
produce as the smell of sweet fruits and wine flits in from the Orchards.
Scholars wander in and out of the Inn of the Singing Rose with mugs of ale
in hand, waiting for new tales from weary travellers who come to spend the
night after a long voyage. A thousand words is not, I think, enough to describe
this fair city, and my home and so I call out to travellers, explorers and
adventurers of all races to seek out this city, and share your tales
of adventure of a mug of ale, or glass of sweet wine.
*Signed*
A young artisan
Ooc news,
The Order Of Sanctus Irae is currently accepting new applications,
interested parties Should type HELP SI for more or visit our website
at http://www.water-glass.net/osi
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AN Interview with Altrag By: Mari
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This months subject of torture is Altrag, he graciously agreed
to an interview and after 10 years of making the game better
for us all through code as well as friendship, it was great
to have the chance to speak with him.
Mari : What is your most embarrassing moment on Realms?
Altrag : no idea.. :P.. im sure some random xchan or other :P..
Altrag : i havent greatly embarrassed myself in ages :P..
Mari : How long have you been an Immortal here?
Altrag : umm.. *calculator mode* pushin 10 years i guess
Mari : Is there anything that you personally would change if given a chance?
Altrag : spell code.. like ive been meaning to for oh.. 6 or 7 years ;)
Mari : If you could go back would you still be an Immortal or chose
the life of a Mortal?
Altrag : immie :D
Mari : What do you enjoy most about the immortal life? and what do you miss
from the mortal realm?
Altrag : ummm enjoy being able to jump around i guess..
Altrag : dont miss much about being a mort except being able to interact fully
with other morts
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AN Interview with Altrag By: Mari
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Altrag Interview pt 2
Mari : What do you see happening with Realms in the future, after 10 yrs what
is next?
Altrag : i imagine itll continue on as it has
Altrag : dont know that theres much to change at this point.. add new stuff
here and there
Mari : do you see yourself here in 10 more years? =)
Altrag : dont see why not :D
Thanks to Altrag for sitting through the interview, I hope to have another
interesting subject for your reading pleasure in next months issue of the Cry.
I asked a few people the following question and below are their answers:
If you could ask an Immortal one thing what would it be?
Altrag, can you give me a bane? :P
Mumra, How do I get to Hastur
Daeliz, I'd ask for a bunch of glory. a whole whole bunch
Drune, what color are your *********?<---I'll leave that to your imaginations.
Jenifer, I'd ask Any immy for the advance command (so I don't have to level
anymore!)
Annale, I'd ask Romani to invoke every ** flower that ever existed in the realm
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The 2005 RoD Awards By: Alysira
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Over the past few years, the Cry of Despair have brought you a little sunshine
known as the RoD Awards. In it's sixth year, we have dozens of categories for
you to vote for all your friends, or maybe even the people who you feel
deserve these awards.
The votes will be collected by myself and Sarakin via MUDmail, by the 5th of
March. To vote, please set out your MUDmails in the following fashion:
To: Alysira Sarakin
Subject: RoD Awards Votes
Category 1: (Player1), (Player2), (Player3)
Category 2: (Object1), (Object2), (Object3)
And so forth. Only three nominations per category will be accepted, and the
order in which you vote will be considered the preference of choices.
If there are any questions, please direct them to me (Alysira) via tells or
MUDmail.
Rules to Voting:
You may only have one voting sheet per real-life player. If it
is known that you have used more than one character to vote,
all of that players votes are nulled.
You do not have to vote in every category, you can vote in
whichever categories you wish.
Entries handed in after the 5th of March are not valid.
Keep your nominations within reason.
The categories will be listed on the following pages. Remember, you do not
have to vote in all categories, but please remember to write on your voting
note which categories you are voting in.
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The 2005 RoD Awards By: Alysira
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Categories:
1. Best Male Immortal
Which male Immortal works the hardest for the MUD?
2. Best Female Immortal
Which female immortal have you felt have done their best?
3. Best Male Roleplayer
Who's the most natural male roleplayer?
4. Best Female Roleplayer
Who's the greatest drama queen we have?
5. Best RoD Couple
Who are the cutest couple to hit the scene?
6. Best "New change" to Realms
Over the past few months, what's the best change that has happened?
7. Worst "New change" to Realms
And which recent change has made you cringe?
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The 2005 RoD Awards By: Alysira
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8. Best Guild
Which Guild has been the greatest in all aspects of the game?
9. Best Order
Which Order has proven itself worthy?
10. Best Clan
Which Clan has the most feared reputation?
11. Best Area
Which area always has you on the edge of your seat?
12. Best Nation
Many nations are springing to life. Which is the livliest?
13. Best Food Item
Which food can you almost taste in your mouth?
14. Best Drink Item
Which drink quenches your thirst the best?
15. Best "Treasure" Item
Which is the most prized treasure of the land?
16. Most Likely to DT
Which player always gets themselves into sticky situations?
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17. Best Dressed
Which player just leaves you in awe when they enter the room?
18. Most Likely to be Balzhured
The one award you DON'T want the pleasure of winning.
19. Best Rename
Which player has the greatest rename, in your opinion?
(When voting for this category, please be sure to list the rename beside the
nominee's name).
20. The "Fruit" Award
Which player is just nonsensical, goofy and overall least likely to score?
21. Best Social
Which social do you find a use for in EVERY situation?
22. Best Male Player
Which male player has inspired you?
23. Best Female Player
Which female player leaves you with a good impression about herself?
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24. Most likely to get illegally PKilled
It happens, we know it does. Who do you think would deserve this award more
than anything?
25. Most likely to be the one to illegally PKill them
People and their short tempers. Who would be the one to snap and attack?
26. Most charismatic deadly
Which deadly stands out above all others with their outstanding personality?
Be it bad or good.
27. Most charismatic peaceful
Which peaceful comes to mind when you think of most charismatic?
28. Most interesting help file
Out of the hundreds of help files, which one still makes you laugh, cry or
scream when you think of it?
29. Most interesting room
Some rooms come to mind when you want to hang out or just idle. Which one do
you perfer?
30. Best Runner
Who comes to mind when you have an itch to go on a run?
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31. Best explorer
Who is the first one to have directions and EQ to the new areas?
Someone that you trust to guide you to safety.
32. Next-to-Imm
This player has contributed a lot to the realms community in the last year and
if another person was to Imm, this person should be that Imm.
33. Most eligible Bachelor
What gentleman invades your dreams at night, ladies... and some men as well?
34. Most eligible bachlorette
Which graceful bachlorette invades your daydreams, men... and some ladies as
well?
35. Best Female Character Played By A Male
Many players make their real identity no secret. Who plays the female character
the best?
36. Funniest person
Who makes your sides hurt and your lips sore from laughing so much?
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37. Sickening Goodness (the biggest Goodie Two-Shoes)
Someone in the Realms tries very hard to be the best, the most
pure, the most innocent, never to do anything wrong. Who is it?
38. Ugliest Player Name
Whose name just reeks of unoriginality and ugliness?
39. Nicest Player Name
Who has the most original, best looking name?
40. Most Unique rename.
Not neccesarily the best. Who owns the rename that stands out the most?
(When voting for this category, please be sure to list the rename beside the
nominee's name).
41. Craziest Player
Who is the most outspoken, weirdest, and just generally insane player?
42. Most Dedicated Leader
Which leader shows the most exceptional skills when dealing with their
organisation? (They may be a Guild, Order, Clan, or Council Leader)
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43. Best Quest of 2004
Which quest gave you so much thrill and suspense last year?
(When voting for this category, please be sure to list the name of the Immortal
who ran the quest)
44. Most Frequent to X-Chan
Who always lets the most awkward sentences slip onto the wrong channels?
45. Most Likely To End Up With QWERTY On Their Forehead
Who's idle so much that you swear they fall asleep at the desk?
46. Most Likely To Have No Life
Which player seems to lurk here 24/7?
47. Most Frightening Immortal
Who strikes fear into your heart whenever they log?
48. Most Frightening Player
Which player intimidates you everytime you see them?
Remember to vote wisely and have fun! The winners of each category will be
published in next month's Cry of Despair.
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Poetry Submissions
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Submitted by- Anonymous
You are a puzzle to me,
What it is, I cannot see.
Happy one moment, sad the next,
Sometimes you even get vexed.
A hug for a smile, I would give,
Do you even know that I live?
You smiled at me today,
For more, oh what I would pay.
A touch, a look, a kiss,
Such a thing would be bliss.
My heart is fragile, you see,
And it is leading me.
If your heart turned to mine,
I would feel drunk on wine.
I am afraid to tell you all,
Afraid to take a big fall.
Puzzled I will stay,
Til you turn my way.
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Cry of Despair Quest - January's Quest Results By: Korim
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Last month's quest was to share with us your New Year's resolutions. Out of all
the entries, we've selected these two as the winners. Congratulations to:
Fiebin and Goomra!
Their resolutions are posted on the next page. Congrats you two! Please see
me ASAP for your prizes.
Please enjoy this month's quest, and have a happy new year!
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Cry of Despair Quest - January's Quest Results By: Korim
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Fiebin's Entry:
Being one of the most loyal Hobbits in the game, I strive to be everything
Hobbit. Eating puddings, smoking herbs and making my way around the world.
To complete this lifestyle I envision, I hope to someday this year earn
enough gold coins to afford a burrow in the Shire. All Hobbit folks welcome!
In order to achieve this dream, I will have to explore the world and establish
myself as a trustworthy companion for equipment loots. Once I have enough gold
coins, Lopuis will have to reserve me a home!
Or... Alternatively I could just play on and see where fate takes me.
Regards
+ Fiebin R'aw +
Goomra's Entry:
I need to stop with the Rabbit-torching. It's turned into a serious problem.
I mean, it started off as a bit of fun with my husband, Foamfoller, but now
I do it on my own. It was just one or two a day at first, but now I find myself
lining them all in fields and setting it ablaze just to see them roast. It's
not helping the rabbit population, it's not helping my reputation, and it's
really not helping my own bodily odour. Apparently the smell of burnt rabbit
hair is no longer an aphrodisiac. I'll try cutting down, but otherwise I'm
going to have to go Cold Turkey. Or Roast Turkey. I'm not sure how bad it will
be.
Best wishes.
Goomie Gumdrops
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Cry of Despair Quest - February's Quest By: Alysira
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Ahh, sweet Valentine's Day. So many of us love it, while so many of us loathe
it, and the rest of us forget it and get into a lot of trouble for that.
For this month's quest, your mission is to write a Valentine's Day Love Poem,
which can be about anything and to anyone. To your cat, to your family, to
your ex that you keep stalking, or to your soul mate. Anyone! The most
original and interesting two poems will be selected as the winners. MUDmail
your entries to Alysira and Korim by the 28th of February.
Good luck and have fun!
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From The Quill Of Alysira By: Alysira
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Greetings, Readers!
THE ROD AWARDS! This is most definately my favourite time of year. I love the
RoD Awards and I know so many others do. This year we don't have any new
categories, but it's always fun to see who gets voted as what this time
around. I remember many old people who got voted for the top categories, it'll
be interesting to see who fills the spots this time!
I hope you enjoy this issue!
-Alysira
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