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This Month's Special:
Interview with Thoric - Annale CRY3-6
Reunion Memories - Annale CRY7
Monthly Article
Roleplaying with Fire
Character Archetypes - Alessio CRY8-13
Helpfile of the Month - Annale CRY14
Nation News
Quendi (Elf) - Annale CRY15
Uruk'hai (Half-Ogre) - Klaatu CRY16-17
Khazad (Dwarves) - Stonheft CRY18
Human - Yoshio CRY19
Hobbit (Halfling) - CRY20
Tyrrhenu (Gnome) - CRY21
Gralthai (Gith) - CRY22
Aerandiri (Sea-Elf) - Ashanda CRY23-24
Order News
Order of Sanctus Irae - Alessio CRY25-27
TS News - Akael CRY28
Quest News
May CoD Quest Results - Annale CRY29
July CoD Quest - Annale CRY30
Funny Bones
Funny Titles - Romani CRY31
Funny Quotes - Romani CRY32
Announcements and Advertisements
Reunion 2009
RoD's 15th Year Reunion - Thoric CRY33-34
Happy canada Day! CRY35
Happy Independence Day! CRY36
Cry of Despair Staff
Ask COE CRY37
Wanted - DEAD! CRY38
Letter from the Editor CRY39
Write for the Cry CRY40
From Falennt's Inkwell CRY41
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So I managed to squeeze myself into Thoric's busy schedule to ask him a few
questions about the upcoming reunion. Reminder: The reunion is July 30th to
August 3rd, 2009.
Thoric> hi there :)
Annale> How are you :)
Thoric wonders 'good thanks :) and you?
Annale> 'Great! Getting excited for this year's reunion
Thoric> Indeed :)
Annale> Just to remind everyone, when and where is it being held this year?
Thoric> Trying to get some buzz going ;)
Annale nods eagerly.
Thoric> It's back at Bingeman's campground, as I was hoping to get a decent sized
crowd. It is the fifteenth anniversary, which is quite an achievement I think.
It's amazing how quickly the years go by.
Annale> I noticed this morning that RSVP's are open again on the website
Thoric> That's right :) A little later than I had hoped, but I really just need
to get some solid numbers to plan accordingly.
Annale nods solemnly.
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Annale> The theme for the reunion this year is one of reflection. What inspired
that theme, and what does it mean to the reunion?
Thoric> Well, it goes hand in hand with the 15th anniversary theme -- crystal --
which represents clarity and reflection. The lifespan of such a game of this may
seem timeless, but it is almost becoming a historical relic technology-wise, and
such I would like to reflect back and try to "crystalize" the good memories and
experiences everyone has before they all move away to MMORPGs, or just move on
with their lives and families.
Annale purses her lips and goes 'pffffffth!!!!!
Annale> MMORPS... bah!
There is only RoD. [Romani]
Annale> There is so much more to RoD too.. the people, the diversity, stuff those
'other' games just can't offer!
Annale does her best to look utterly innocent.
Thoric> I suppose some people are holding out for the big 2-0 twentieth reunion,
but I really don't know how many of us old die-hards will be hanging around here
in five years ;)
Thoric grins evilly.
Annale gasps as she realizes what Thoric did.
Annale> You old die-hards aren't allowed to go anywhere :P
Thoric grins evilly.
Romani> We are heading into a new generation of people that are playing
Thoric> I'm not planning to go to the dark side (WoW), I just know that many
others have ;)
Romani> And with the economy some simply can't afford to play the pay/play sites
Romani> And many come back
Annale agrees with Romani.
Romani will shut up now.
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Annale> So I was wondering if we could get a sneak peek into any activities that
we might be seeing at this year's reunion?
Thoric> Well, the quest council is supposed to be planning some exceptional
real-life quests this year (well beyond the scavenger hunts from previous years),
but I can't really release too many spoilers
Annale goes ooOOooOOooOOoo.
Annale> What about the auction? Might that be making a reappearance? (And will
the imms be up on the block again?)
Thoric> I also heard rumours about special reunion eq
Annale swoons in ecstasy.
Thoric> We will most definately have a slave auction
Annale> Awesome!
Annale> What about those of us who can't make it to the reunion this year? Will
anything special be happening in the game as well?
Thoric> the midway always coincides with reunion, so I certainly expect there to
be something special to honour our 15th anniversary
Annale grins.
Annale> Just going back to the theme for a moment. I'm curious - what's one of
your favourite memories from past reunions?
Thoric> (thinking)
Annale laughs.
Annale nods solemnly.
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Thoric> I would have to say that the 10th Reunion Roddies were quite exceptional.
I hope that this year's reunion will at least be a reflection of the 10th.
Annale> The 10th reunion was a lot of fun all around
Annale> (also the first reunion I ever went to!)
Thoric> See, people who had a lot of fun at past reunions need to tell others of
how much fun they are ;)
Annale> They really are a lot of fun.. It's really something else getting to meet
people face to face and hang out. People I never would have spoken to in the game,
I met at the reunion, and am still really close friends with
Annale> I'm running short on time, so is there anything else you'd like to pass on?
Thoric> This reunion is particularly special. I know that many of those who come,
will inevitably play a role (large or small) in forming a new era for Realms of
Despair. Once the old memories are crystalized,it will most certainly be time to
form new ones, and new hopes and dreams for the future
Annale> I just want to say thank you Thoric, for taking some time to discuss the
upcoming reunion. It'll be great!
Thoric> My pleasure :)
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The theme of this year's reunion is one of reflection and reminiscing upon
days of old. With that thought in mind, the Cry of Despair would like you to
submit to us your stories from days of old.
What fond memories do you have of the game? What about a funny story or two?
Ever been to a reunion? Tell us about it! We want your stories!
Mudmail your memories to Annale, or post them on the CoD's public board located
e, s, 3u, w from DH[] by July 25th, 2009.
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Investigating Player Archetypes, Part Two: The Villains&D
In the last edition of Roleplaying With Fire, I suggested that every
great story requires a number of elements, and that one of those elements
must always be an engaging, exciting, or relatable hero. I walked all of
you, my readers, through a number of heroic archetypes commonly used in
fiction and roleplay.
This month, we are going to explore another important ingredient to all
of the finest stories ever written: the villain. Throughout the body of
this article, I will dissect a number of villainous archetypes, offer
advice about how you could play one of those archetypes in the context
of the Realms of Despair, and sum-up each archetype with a brief list
of suggestions about how you can mix things up with each of the given
archetypes.
While this guide may not be informative to the more well-read or
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experienced players amongst my readership, it could serve as a
powerful reference for newcomers to RoD RP, and a good refresher
for the rest of you.
Let's begin.
The Tyrant&D
The ruthless King, the crooked sergeant-at-arms, the malevolent
priest: these are all examples of the tyrant archetype.
Traditionally an individual with a great degree of either wealth
or power, the tyrant is an evil man with the authority to enslave,
abuse, or otherwise mistreat a large number of presumably helpless
or, in the very least, hapless individuals.
The trademarks of this archetype are a noble appearance, an
overwhelming ego, and a blatant disrespect for life. Tyrants commonly
regard peasants (or other lower-class citizens) as tools to be used
and cast away.
A tyrant will do anything within his power to assure that he
or she is not overthrown. This commonly translates into the tyrant
having a large fortress in which to dwell, and often a large body of
guards whose loyalty may or may not be questionable.
In the Realms of Despair, tyrants most commonly emerge as the
leader of a powerful group; Nations are a great platform from which
the archetype could be launched.
Perhaps the finest way to mix the archetype up a little and to&D
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keep it fresh would be to explore the background of the tyrant.
What motivates the character? What happened in his or her past
that encourages their behaviour? Sometimes the only way to add a
unique touch to an archetype is to explore the history of the
individual character which embodies it; this, most likely, is one
of those times.&D
The Vagabond&D
Though not every vagabond is a villain (heroic examples could
include Robin Locksley), many of them are seen as such. Keep in mind
that what is heroic and what is not is all a matter of perception;
therefore, it lies on the shoulders of the individual player to
establish, through character interaction, which side of the coin
he or she resides upon.
The Vagabond most commonly takes the form of a simple thief,
pickpocket, or other such individual. On rare occasions the player
may take the route of the assassin, though this results in a
greater degree of difficulty -- especially in non-urban settings
-- to explain the reason why the character makes any sort of
appearance whatsoever (aside from, obviously, delivering on or
arranging a new contract).
The trademarks of this personality are abruptness, quick-thinking,
and a lack of civilized manners. As Vagabonds are commonly seen by
many as outcasts, they have little need to be polite; this makes them
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gruff at the best of times, and outright crude at the worst.
To mix up your vagabond, perhaps consider one of two commonly
explored options: add some sympathetic traits or reasons to
empathize with the vagabond, or put him (or her) at the head of
a group of likeminded individuals and explore the character
dynamic.
Another option would be to explore your vagabond's morality.
Perhaps have him (or her) commit a number of atrocious acts and
then indulge your fellow players with an exploration into why
he (or she) does these things. Alternatively, a code of honor
could make for a very intriguing feature for a vagabond; consider
the 'honor amongst thieves' angle.
The Thug&D
A dullard with a large weapon, a big build, or simply a higher
degree of ability than the common citizen, the thug uses his own,
personal strengths for evil. He is commonly seen harassing the citizens
of a small town, the clergy of a local temple, or the hapless
owners of a large family farm. He may also be found in the employ
of a ruthless tyrant or vagabond (see the above profiles).
In general, thugs steer clear of large urban centers unless in the
company of other villains. This is because their type of villainy
is not effective against large groups of heavily-armored foes (the
city guard, for example).
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Trademarks of the persona: brute strength, crude demeanour,
and a willingness to carry out the orders of another, often bigger,
bad guy. The Thug's personal appearance is variable, but commonly
they have some sort of physical defect; a scar, for instance.
To intrigue other players, perhaps explore the origin of that
scar. How did your particular thug get it? The thug could also
be used for comic relief. For an example, see Jayne Cobb in the
science-fiction television series Firefly.
The Anarchist&D
Because government establishments are commonly associated
with law and order, anarchists are commonly seen as bad guys. These
are the most relentless of rebels, who would willingly sacrifice not
only themselves, but everybody else in their way, to achieve their
ultimate goal: the deposition of the ruling power, and the creation
of utter chaos.
Nephandi make great anarchists, as anarchy is in their very nature.
They seek to undo existence at its very core, and they have the power
to do so.
To further diversify your anarchist from others, perhaps explore his
or her sanity or lack thereof. Exploring what motivates your character
is a great way to add your own signature touch to it. Just take care to
avoid overdoing it or falling completely into the realm of cliche and
you should do okay.
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Conclusion&D
Remember that we are in control of our characters; as such, you should
only ever take your character where you are comfortable taking it. That
said, introspection often makes for a good roleplay sequence, and with
the right players you could start a small story arc to explore your
character's past.
Also remember that, while villains should always be interesting, the
goal is to keep them realistic and keep the bulk of the attention on the
hero. It doesn't hurt to have relatable villains (television executives
have been doing that for some time), but to make every villain a shade of
grey could get annoying. Sometimes a villain with a soul as dark as night
is exactly what the doctor orders.
Until next month, thanks for reading. I hope you've enjoyed it as much
as I enjoyed writing it.
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Alessio di Rossetti is the leader of Sanctus Irae and has led the Nation
of the Rukhas'dul for over a half-decade under various names. He is an
avid fan and supporter of Realms of Despair roleplay, and is constantly
seeking new and old faces with which to play. If you've an interest in
roleplaying on RoD, or have any questions or comments about this or other
Roleplaying With Fire articles, feel free to contact him by tell or
by MUDmail!
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help central processing
This bureaucratic organization handles the filing and processing of all forms
and bureaucratic queries. Once you have been placed in the queue, any tells
sent will remove you from the queue until an immortal puts you back in line.
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Called to Arms!
While no official word has been released, it is fairly easy to see that the
Elven army has been called to arms. Several mages from the Circle of Magi have
also accompanied the army. Where the army is going is unclear, although they last
made camp with the Pixie Army somewhere in the Green Forest.
Pause in Construction
With much of Arborlon's resources dedicated elsewhere for the Free Peoples, the
construction of their naval fleet has slowed. The patrols of the waters have not
ceased, although no new vessels have been seen around the Island.
OOC - Elf-only Quest!
The date for the next Elf-Only quest has not yet been set, because of busy summer
schedules. Keep an eye on the noteboards in the Archive Hall, at Tagetarle, and in
the Elf hometown of Arborlon for more information about when the next quest will be
held. Thanks!
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From the Opallinoc News Bureau:
Dateline Opallinoc - Gripes and Groans of the Free Peoples
The Uruk'hai High Council has been meeting continually for weeks. Testimony
has been heard from a number of notable leaders and that of the common citizen.
The High Council has tried to appease the populace and has eased back on some
of the restritive measures taken in support of the Pixie Free Peoples. The
fact remains that there has been no word from Vermicio or any other emmissary
of the Free Peoples.
Dateline Dunhill Demesnes - The Pixie Colony
A group of traders reports that the Pixie Colony in Dunhill Demesnes is
sparsely supplied and many of the colonist have left. Many of the shops are
abandoned and stripped of everything, even the tacks on the walls. Traders are
are now heading to Solace to acquire their goods and supplies
Dateline Opallinoc - Summer Solstice Fest
Even under the strains of the Free Peoples, the Uruk'hai take time to celebrate
the Summer Solstice. Food, drink, tales of glorious Uruk'hai deeds and doing
time honored rituals of passage took place around the Great Bonfire. The usual
lost and found of weapons, jewelry and teeth is with Recksne. Please be sure
to recover your property or it will be sold to benefit the widows and orphans.
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Special Reports from the Opallinoc News Bureau:
Dateline Opallinoc - Uruk'hai High Council Acts
The High Council of the Uruk'hai has sent formal word to the Free Peoples that
it can no longer maintain it armies in readiness for long periods. The Council
wants a personal visit from Vermcio to discuss the issues and questions it has.
Dateline Opallinoc - Klaatu Speaks Out
Klaatu the Benevolent, chieftain of the Uruk'hai, stood before the High Council
and told of his dissatisfaction with Vermicio and the Free Peoples. He ended
with, "Through strength and courage we stand victorious over our enemies."
Dateline Dunhill Demesnes - Pixie Colony Overrun
On direct orders from Klaatu the Benevolent, Volstagg the Catacomb Dweller,
led the Bear, Wolf and Eagle septs into the Dunhill Pixie Colony. The fight
was swiftly over with minimal losses to the Uruk'hai force. Defensive works
are being hastily constructed. The Uruk'hai mean to stay at all costs.
Dateline Opallinoc - a Message to Vermicio from Klaatu
A note has been sent to Vermicio, leader of the Free Peoples via courier.
The note concerns the status of the Uruk'hai and the Free Peoples.
To Vermicio, Pixie King, leader of the Free Peoples
Nuts
Klaatu the Benevolent, Chieftain of the Uruk'hai
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Some say "No news is good news", but not I.
I believe that "No good news" is definitely "bad news" and that "no bad
news" just indicates a break in the communication structure. Everything's
been a little too quiet. The only news to report is that there is more
going on than meets the eye.
I have not heard reports from our soldiers abroad fighting in Juargan's
Kingdom. I can only fear that "no news" from foreign wars can only mean
bad news.
I will be visiting the king of our brother kingdom in the coming weeks
to determine if and how I might offer assistance.
Stoneheft Gemstone
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More rumors circle through the Keep about the Regent taking many mistresses
and doing a poor job with ruling. Large numbers of soldiers still patrol the
grounds while the citizens still sit in their homes. And still there was no
battle against the pixies.
Something foul hung in the air. Everyone could feel it, smell it, taste it.
Regent Yoshio isn't the man he used to be. Most recently a heavily armed woman
often seen entering and exiting the Regent's chambers, rumored by the chambermaids
to be the Regent's new toy. Those rumors, however, have not been confirmed and
should be dismissed - the chambermaids aren't known for the most reliable
information.
More and more humans about the keep have been praying to a little known
goddess. Some humans, however, still refuse to convert to the new religion,
viewing it as nothing more than a cult devoted to a false deity.
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The Aerandiri have been busy since our last article.
First let me send a formal greetings and congratulations to our new council
members. Our new General, Galetore has been playing from a distance for some
time now, and we look foreward to having him as an active part of our
community.
I would also like to welcome back an old friend. A very very old friend, so
old his blood is solid. Welcome back Gendalf as our Ambassador. He had the job
since before I was even playing, and even has some experience as Speaker from
what I hear. It will be good to have someone to learn from in the future.
Also, we have a new mysterious stranger in our waters, recently pulled from
the depths after being savagely beaten. Dyson remains engimatic, but I'm sure
with the tender ministrations of our finest healers he will recover soon. Make
sure you visit him and offer him your good intentions. I'm sure he could use a
friend.
We also have anew little rascal swimming about the town, making a nuisance of
herself. If you happen to meet a young girl by the name of Valendra, steer
clear. The Deamon Child wants your soul.
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The Aerandiri are in short supply of trading partners on the surface,
unwilling to trade with the Free People until a meeting can be arranged that
will not involve bloodshed. Despite this, Mathlaan has sent a large fleet to
its only major trading partner on the surface, Irae. The purpose of the ships
is unknown, the speaker only stating that the ships, and the large army
contained within were to deal with a threat that "the locals have proved to be
incapable of dealing with properly." With the ships went the Ulema and the
Treste. How Mathlaan will fare without any of its leaders around remains to be
seen.
To add yet more strange behavior abord the ship, the Speaker seems to have
vanished after a young stow away was found aboard. The stowaway herself seems
to have fled the ship, leaving no one with any idea of what is happening, and
few enlightened as to what to do once the ships reach harbor.
Also, starting soon is a series of short one time adventures called "The
Expendables" a sometimes dark, sometimes comic, and hopefully always
entertaining monthly session modeled after table top games, taking place in
the sometimes dangerous world of Aerandiri discreet operations. More info can
be found by Tage. Spots are limitted, so please MUDmail to get your positions
early.
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Shipwright Completes Irae's New Flagship
In an enterprising bid to seize control of trade ways along the
Azure Sea between the City of Lions and the Ocean Keep, Marquis
Alessio di Rossetti and Harbormaster Eashavir Sidhe commissioned
the construction of a new fleet.
Latest reports have confirmed that the first of the new fleet,
recognized by size as Sanctus Irae's flagship and tentatively
named "The Lion's Maw" has been completed and is sailing patrols
in the waters immediately outside of the Iraenian Harbor.
Though it is hard to say when the rest of the ten-ship fleet
will be completed, at least half of the ships are expected to be
complete within six months.
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Sea-elven Fleet Enters Iraenian Waters&D
Pursuing the story first explored in the Herald's first volume,
this reporter has discovered that the assault on an Aerandir diplomat
may not go unanswered.
The arrival of five sea-elven vessels, the size and shape of which
suggests their true purpose as warships, has set a number of citizens
on high alert.
Though the crew of these vessels contends that this is a mission of
peace and that no attack is intended, tensions are expected to run high
as the nation seeks to find the man accountable for the near-murder of
one of their representatives.
Newly Arrived Bishop Recalled from Irae&D
Bishop Abner Kondeh, arrived in the City of Lions fewer than three
months ago, has been recalled already. Rumor on the streets of Irae
suggest that he had been involved in some questionable dealings with
a number of individuals in New Darkhaven prior to his departure for
the city, though this has not been confirmed.
Newcomers Welcomed&D
The City of Lions wishes to express our welcome to our newest citizens,
Bertushanon Dublas and Krysteva Monroe! May you find many opportunities,
friends, and rivalries within the city's gates!
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OOC: Want to Join Irae?&D
The Order of Sanctus Irae is the only hardcoded organization on the
Realms of Despair with a strictly RP-oriented mandate. Comprised of many
different players and their character creations, the Iraenian cityscape
is an excellent venue in which to let your imagination run wild. If you
wish to explore the world of roleplay on the Realms of Despair, and are
looking for a friendly and experienced group of individuals with whom to
explore that world, look no further! Contact any member of the Weavers of
Illusion (look for WoI in any member's title) or an Order Leader and
apply today!
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FAILED by CoE
- Remake Character - Conflicts with other plans in works
- Elemental Enhancement - Conflicts with other potential plans in works,
potentially very overpowered and difficult to track
- Ranger Snare Modification - I think this would be far too lethal in pkill.
Even if it's just no fleeing for two rounds. I also don't
understand how you "target" a snare in pvp. Does any pkill PC
who enters set off the snare? Would you be nailing allies? I
see this as problematic.
PASSED by CoE
- Druids "Elemental Affinity" (part one only).
We may consider part 2 in the future, but not at this juncture
due to other projects.
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Page 29 \/ May Quest Results - Annale
Thanks to those who participated in last month's quest!
Our winner, with all the correct answers is: Iohannis!
Congratulations on being the only person to submit all 15 correct answers!
Our Runner up, with 13 correct answers is: Petrograd!
Please contact Falennt for your prizes.
And for those who are intereted, the correct answers were:
1. a vine of morning glory
2. a pink begonia
3. a bouquet of pink and white roses
4. a sprig of lily-of-the-valley
5. a yellow water lily
6. babies breath
7. a couple lady slippers
8. a prairie feather flower
9. a marsh marigold flower
10. a purple eye flower
11. a purple crocus
12. a cluster of buttercups
13.a few blue asters
14. a handful of daisies
15. a dew covered rose
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Page 30 \/ July CoD - Annale
This month's quest is brought to you by the letter C! Literally.
Search the realms for mobs whose names begin with the letter C. List them in
a mudmail and mudmail them to Annale by July 25th! The 3 people with the most
mobs listed win!
Good luck!
Please note: Duplicate mobs will not count.
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Page 31 \/ Funny Titles - Romani
Perky! Gonnil the Perky perks right up! (Deity of Catarrh)
Falennt Sarien has a prosthetic tongue and knows how to use it. (Arcanes)
[Quest Council]
Kloey wonders, 'Did you forget your helmet again?'[IT-L]
Memphisto. Diviner of Catastrophe. (Ringbearers)
Matanza isn't afraid of shoes anymore.
Aylinds: Side FX may include eyesplosion and brainwhistle.
Princess Akael takes a Canadian nap on your soul. [Advisor to Guilds]
(Deity of Arcanes) [Head of The Symposium]
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Thesius: I duped my thief's eq pretty good about 6 months ago.. supp'd
corpse, looted and the mud crashed during loot.. Kali ate it all except my
'Fuzzy Pink Underwear' which he sac'd instead :(
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Page 33 \/ 15th Annual Reunion - Thoric
Merry tidings to all of the Realms!
The time of our annual Faire approaches, and this year we shall be celebrating
fifteen years since the Realms of Despair first opened its gates to everyone!
This is to be a very special celebration -- one which we hope that everyone
who has always wanted to come to a reunion will be able to join us along with
everyone who has ever attended in years past.
The theme of this year's reunion will be one of reflection... reminiscing back
on all the days of old and the history of the Realms of Despair, as well as
past reunions. We encourage each and everyone to submit their favourite tales
and personal accounts of yesteryear.
As always, but especially this year, we need to assemble a committee to assist
with planning this year's festivities. Please don't hesitate to contact me:
-Thoric (thoric@realmsofdespair.com)
The Reunion note board is located in Darkhaven (3w of DH[])
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Page 34 \/ 15th Annual Reunion - Thoric
R E A L M S O F D E S P A I R
F I F T E E N T H A N N I V E R S A R Y
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Reunion 2009
FIFTEEN YEARS OF ROD == FIFTEEN YEARS OF ROD
Join us on the weekend of July 30th through August 3rd at Bingeman's
in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada to celebrate the history, the fun and
the merriment of Fifteen Years of the Realms of Despair! There will
be good times to be had by one and all! Try not to miss it!
The _one_ to come to! This party will be like no other! Save your
pennies and book off a day or two. This event is not to be missed!
Feel free to read the Reunion Note Board located 3 west, south of DH[]
If you know you are coming, please RSVP! http://www.realmsreunion.com/rsvp.php
Also see the Facebook event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=119771800572
See also: Help Reunion Hotels, Help Reunion Committee
Help Reunion Directions, Help Reunion Events, Help Reunion Travel,
Help Reunion Camping, Help Reunion Auction, Help Reunion Donations.
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Page 35 \/ Happy Canada Day!
_ July 1st
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Page 37 \/ Ask CoE!
THE CRY OF DESPAIR IS PROUD TO HOST
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If you had a chance to ask the Council of Elders something about
gameplay, what would you ask?
Do you want to know when we are going to have pasta somewhere?
Do you want to know why thief mobs only keep a percentage of what
they steal?
Or do you want to know something else?! If so, mudmail Falennt or Linda with
your questions today!
See HELP MUDMAIL for information on how to write a note and mail it.
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Page 38 \/ Wanted - DEAD
_________________________________________
0=(_________________________________________)=0
| ___ __ _ /
| | | /\ |\ | | | | \ |
| | x | :__: | \ | | |- | ; | The CoD Staff
| |/ \| | | | \| | |__ |_/ | invites any deadly
| | to post a bounty on
| /""""""""""""""""""""""""""\ | another deadly.
| | : ,''"((") | | |
| | | / | | | You set the bounty
| | ,-: .*" "*; | | and the number of
| | ; (o) (o)| | | bounties you are
| | `-. , | | | prepared to pay and
| | : ___ ' | | Falennt
| | |`. - / | | can collect the
| | _.: `-.__.' | | skived skin of your
| | ,-"'" `-.__.-''*-._ | | target from bounty
| .-----------DEAD-----------. | hunters. You may also
| _ __ _ _ | share your reasons
| | \ | | | /\ | \ | \ | for wanting the target
| |_/ |- | x | :__: |_/ | ; | dead.
| | \ |__ |/ \| | | | \ |_/ | The cost of this
|______________________________________| service is 1 million
0=(________________________________________)=0 gold coins. The Cry of
Despair may also award
successful bounty hunters
with additional gold!
(Thank you Romani for the Ascii art)
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Page 39 \/ Letter from the Editor
Happy Canada Day!!
And for all you Americans....
Happy Independence Day!!
And for everyone else!
Happy Day!
As you can see, lots of celebrating going on. And RoD is among the celebrants!
Don't forget that the reunion is coming up at the end of this month and it looks
like it is going to be phenomenal! If you haven't already, take a read of Cry 3-6,
Thoric gave the Cry of Despair a little sneak peek into what we might be seeing
at the upcoming reunion!
Well, thanks for reading! And if you're interested in writing for the CoD, or if
you have some article suggestions, stories, anything, please, feel free to send me a
tell!
Thanks for reading,
Annale Firestorm
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Page 40 \/ Write for the Cry!
Write for the Cry!
Currently the Immortal Sponsors are looking for more and more writers.
If you are interested then please write a short note saying why you would like
the position. Please include your normal online times so that the immortals
can interview you.
We also welcome freelance editors. Do contact Falennt or Annale for more
information.
We are also looking for more staff writers and freelancers. If you would
like to earn some income through writing just about anything, feel free to
speak with Falennt regarding your interest.
Our Current Payment Rates
Editor-in-Chief : 60 million gold per issue edited
Staff Writers : 4 million gold per page submitted.
Regular freelancers : 3 million gold per page submitted.
Organization Writers : 2 million gold per page submitted.
The Cry of Despair welcome all newbie and avatar writers alike. If your passion
is writing, do contact Falennt through mudmail or a tell.
Thank you in advance for your interest.
Realms of Despair
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